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我們愛講冷笑話:我讓外婆開心了(雙語)

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  A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

  "Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

  "Well done. Who was that?"

  "My granny."

  "Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

  "Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

  一個(gè)主日學(xué)校校(__教會為了向兒童灌輸宗教思想, 在星期天開辦的兒童班)的老師在對學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性?!艾F(xiàn)在,孩子們,”她說:“你們當(dāng)中有誰讓別人高興過?”

  “我,老師,”一個(gè)小男孩說:“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

  “做得好,是誰呢?”

  “我奶奶?!?/p>

  “好孩子?,F(xiàn)在告訴我們,你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”

  “是這樣的,老師。我昨天去看她,在她那兒呆了三個(gè)小時(shí)。然后我跟她說:‘奶奶,我要回家了。’她說:‘啊,我很高興!’”

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