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　　英語幽默短笑話1

　　Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said:“Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ambition.Why，at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.

　　蘭登作了一次不成功的朗誦。教授有點不悅，對他說道:“蘭登，你在這門課上好像進步不大，你好像缺乏志向。亞歷山大大帝在你這個年齡可已經(jīng)征服了半個世界。”

　　"Yes，”said Landon，"he couldn’t help it，for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.”

　　“是啊，”蘭登說，“他沒法不那樣。教授先生，您回想一下史實，亞歷山大大帝有亞里士多德做他的老師。”

　　英語單詞解析：

　　recitation

　　n.[U][C]背誦，朗誦，當眾吟誦

　　nettle

　　vt.惹怒,使惱火

　　ambition

　　n.[U][C]雄心，抱負;野心

　　conquer

　　vt.&vi.得勝，勝利;攻克，攻取

　　英語幽默短笑話2

　　Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in someschools today.

　　我們的老師正在給我們介紹現(xiàn)在某些學校使用的一種新的記憶訓(xùn)練系統(tǒng)。

　　“It works like this，”she said. "Suppose you wanted to remember the name of a poet-Robert Burns，for instance.”She told us to think of him as Bobby Burns.“Now get in your head a picture of a London policeman，a bobby in flames. See? Bobby Burns!”

　　“這個系統(tǒng)是這樣的，”她說。“假定你要記住一個詩人的名字一一例如，要記住羅伯特·彭斯的名字。”她告訴我們把他當作博比·彭斯。“讓你的腦海里閃現(xiàn)出一個倫敦警察的形象，燃燒著的警察。明白嗎?警察燃燒!”

　　“I see what you mean，”said the class know it all.“But how can you tell that it's not Robert Browning?”

　　“我明白你的意思，”班上的萬事通說。“但是你怎么能說那就不是羅伯特·布朗寧呢?”

　　英語單詞解析：

　　poet

　　n.詩人

　　bobby

　　n.[C][英][口]警察

　　英語幽默短笑話3

　　35. Greek

　　35.希臘語

　　Mr.Day was a teacher at a school in a big city in the north.of England. He usually went to France or Germany for a few weeks during his summer holidays，and he spoke French and German quite well.

　　戴先生是英格蘭北部一個大城市里的中學教師。在暑假期間他通常到法國或德國去度幾周的假，他的法語和德語都講得相當好。

　　But one year Mr. Day said to one of his friends，“I’m going to have a holiday in Athens.But I don't speak Greek, so I'll go to evening classes and have Greek lessons for a month before I go.”

　　然而有一年，戴先生對他的一位朋友說:“我準備上雅典去度假?？墒俏也粫v希臘語，所以去雅典前刻名先去夜校進修一個月的希臘語課程。”

　　He studied very hard for a month，and then his holidays began and he went to Greece.

　　他很用功地學了一個月后，他的假期也接著開始了，于是他就去了希臘。

　　When he came back a few weeks later，his friend said to him，“Did you have any trouble with your Greek when you were in Athens，Dick?"

　　幾周后，他回來了，他的朋友問他說:“迪克，你在雅典時，鍘爾的希臘語有沒有遇到困難?”

　　"No，I didn’t have any trouble with it,"answered Mr. Day.“But the Greeks did!”

　　戴先生回答說:“沒有，我的希臘語用來得心應(yīng)手，倒是那些希臘人遇到了麻煩。”

　　英語單詞解析：

　　Athens

　　n.雅典(希臘首都)

　　Greece

　　n.希臘

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