英語(yǔ)精選幽默小故事三則
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英語(yǔ)精選幽默小故事：汽車(chē)配件
A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer, "Excuse me, where can I buy the autoaccessories(附件) in the neighborhood?"
Mountaineer says, "Some people usually drive heroic car on the road. There is a abruptturn(急轉(zhuǎn)彎) ahead not far from here, and a clough(深谷) just below it, where you can find all kinds of the auto accessories. You will spend no money at all."
一個(gè)卡車(chē)司機(jī)向一山民打聽(tīng)：“請(qǐng)問(wèn)，這附近哪兒能買(mǎi)到汽車(chē)配件?”
山民說(shuō)：“這條路上經(jīng)常有人開(kāi)英雄車(chē)，前面不遠(yuǎn)處是個(gè)急轉(zhuǎn)彎，急轉(zhuǎn)彎的下面就是深谷，那深谷里什么樣的汽車(chē)配件都有——根本用不著花錢(qián)。”
英語(yǔ)精選幽默小故事：時(shí)間就是金錢(qián)
As the taxi came to a screeching(尖叫) halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"
"Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.
"Look, the digits in the meter(儀表) are still running when the car has stopped, "Ipointed at the meter.
"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.
當(dāng)出租車(chē)在遇到紅燈急剎車(chē)時(shí)，我問(wèn)司機(jī)：“你同意‘時(shí)間就是金錢(qián)’這種說(shuō)法嗎?”
“哦，這是一個(gè)普遍說(shuō)法。在這個(gè)問(wèn)題上，誰(shuí)會(huì)在意那么多呢?”司機(jī)回答說(shuō)。
“看，在車(chē)已經(jīng)停止的情況下，里程表上的數(shù)字還在跑。”我指著里程表說(shuō)。
“哦，是的。你說(shuō)的挺有道理的。在這種情況下，時(shí)間對(duì)我們倆來(lái)說(shuō)都是金錢(qián)。”司機(jī)補(bǔ)充說(shuō)。
英語(yǔ)精選幽默小故事：我還沒(méi)死
A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead.
"Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry."
"But how did that make you sure?"
"Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold."
一個(gè)年輕人昏死了過(guò)去，但是當(dāng)他的朋友們要掩埋他的時(shí)候卻又蘇醒過(guò)來(lái)。他的一個(gè)朋友問(wèn)他死的感覺(jué)是怎樣的。
“死!”他喊道“我并沒(méi)有死，我知道我沒(méi)死，因?yàn)槲业哪_是涼的，而我又很餓。”
“你怎么能肯定你沒(méi)死?”
“當(dāng)然哪，我知道如果我上了天堂，我就不會(huì)覺(jué)得餓;如果我下到地獄，那我的腳就不會(huì)是涼的了。”
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