英語精選幽默小故事三則
“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調(diào)劑作用。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)碛⒄Z精選幽默小故事，歡迎大家閱讀!
英語精選幽默小故事：汽車配件
A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer, "Excuse me, where can I buy the autoaccessories(附件) in the neighborhood?"
Mountaineer says, "Some people usually drive heroic car on the road. There is a abruptturn(急轉(zhuǎn)彎) ahead not far from here, and a clough(深谷) just below it, where you can find all kinds of the auto accessories. You will spend no money at all."
一個卡車司機向一山民打聽：“請問，這附近哪兒能買到汽車配件?”
山民說：“這條路上經(jīng)常有人開英雄車，前面不遠處是個急轉(zhuǎn)彎，急轉(zhuǎn)彎的下面就是深谷，那深谷里什么樣的汽車配件都有——根本用不著花錢。”
英語精選幽默小故事：時間就是金錢
As the taxi came to a screeching(尖叫) halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"
"Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.
"Look, the digits in the meter(儀表) are still running when the car has stopped, "Ipointed at the meter.
"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.
當(dāng)出租車在遇到紅燈急剎車時，我問司機：“你同意‘時間就是金錢’這種說法嗎?”
“哦，這是一個普遍說法。在這個問題上，誰會在意那么多呢?”司機回答說。
“看，在車已經(jīng)停止的情況下，里程表上的數(shù)字還在跑。”我指著里程表說。
“哦，是的。你說的挺有道理的。在這種情況下，時間對我們倆來說都是金錢。”司機補充說。
英語精選幽默小故事：我還沒死
A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead.
"Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry."
"But how did that make you sure?"
"Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold."
一個年輕人昏死了過去，但是當(dāng)他的朋友們要掩埋他的時候卻又蘇醒過來。他的一個朋友問他死的感覺是怎樣的。
“死!”他喊道“我并沒有死，我知道我沒死，因為我的腳是涼的，而我又很餓。”
“你怎么能肯定你沒死?”
“當(dāng)然哪，我知道如果我上了天堂，我就不會覺得餓;如果我下到地獄，那我的腳就不會是涼的了。”
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