經(jīng)典妙趣英語(yǔ)笑話

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　　經(jīng)典妙趣英語(yǔ)笑話：成功的男人和女人

　　A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

　　成功的男人就是掙的錢比太太花的還多：成功的女人就是要能找到這樣的男人。

　　經(jīng)典妙趣英語(yǔ)笑話：快樂(lè)的男人和女人

　　To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

　　要和一個(gè)男人在一起很開(kāi)心，就是要非常理解他，而只要愛(ài)他一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)：要和一個(gè)女人在一起很開(kāi)心，就是必須要非常愛(ài)她，而決不要想法理解她。

　　經(jīng)典妙趣英語(yǔ)笑話：男人女人買東西

　　A man will pay$2 for a$1item he wants.A woman will pay$1 for a$2 item that she doesn't want.

　　男人需要的東西，雖然只值一塊錢，也肯花兩塊錢去買;兩塊錢 的東西降價(jià)到一塊錢，女人雖然不需要，也會(huì)去買。

　　經(jīng)典妙趣英語(yǔ)笑話：男人和女人

　　A woman worriss about the future until she gsts a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

　　女人總是擔(dān)心將來(lái)，直到找到丈夫：男人從來(lái)不擔(dān)心將來(lái)，直到有了妻子。

　　經(jīng)典妙趣英語(yǔ)笑話：我是個(gè)單身漢

　　Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.

　　杰克騎車摔傷，去醫(yī)院治療。一位年輕美貌的護(hù)士拿著表格讓填。 杰克填好后遞上表格。

　　"Anything else?"The nurse asked. "Yes," Jack thinks for a while and said "l'm a bachelor."

　　“還有什么漏填的?”護(hù)士問(wèn)。“有!”杰克想了想說(shuō)，“我是個(gè)單身漢。”

　　經(jīng)典妙趣英語(yǔ)笑話：送給女友的禮物

　　At a jewelry store,a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?一the jeweler asked.

　　在一家珠寶店里，一位年輕人買了一個(gè)貴重的小金盒作為送給女友的禮物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面嗎?"珠寶商問(wèn)道。

　　Tha customer thought for a moment,and then said,"No-engrave it'To my one and only love . That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."

　　那名顧客想了一會(huì)兒，然后說(shuō)道：“不——在上面刻‘給我唯一的愛(ài)’。這樣，如果我們鬧崩了，我還可以再用到它。”

item that she doesn't want.

　　男人需要的東西，雖然只值一塊錢，也肯花兩塊錢去買;兩塊錢 的東西降價(jià)到一塊錢，女人雖然不需要，也會(huì)去買。

　　經(jīng)典妙趣英語(yǔ)笑話：男人和女人

　　A woman worriss about the future until she gsts a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

　　女人總是擔(dān)心將來(lái)，直到找到丈夫：男人從來(lái)不擔(dān)心將來(lái)，直到有了妻子。

　　經(jīng)典妙趣英語(yǔ)笑話：我是個(gè)單身漢

　　Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.

　　杰克騎車摔傷，去醫(yī)院治療。一位年輕美貌的護(hù)士拿著表格讓填。 杰克填好后遞上表格。

　　"Anything else?"The nurse asked. "Yes," Jack thinks for a while and said "l'm a bachelor."

　　“還有什么漏填的?”護(hù)士問(wèn)。“有!”杰克想了想說(shuō)，“我是個(gè)單身漢。”

　　經(jīng)典妙趣英語(yǔ)笑話：送給女友的禮物

　　At a jewelry store,a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?一the jeweler asked.

　　在一家珠寶店里，一位年輕人買了一個(gè)貴重的小金盒作為送給女友的禮物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面嗎?"珠寶商問(wèn)道。

　　Tha customer thought for a moment,and then said,"No-engrave it'To my one and only love . That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."

　　那名顧客想了一會(huì)兒，然后說(shuō)道：“不——在上面刻‘給我唯一的愛(ài)’。這樣，如果我們鬧崩了，我還可以再用到它。”