在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)?lái)輕松一刻幽默故事，希望大家喜歡!

　　輕松一刻幽默故事：三個(gè)醫(yī)生

　　Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.

　　三名醫(yī)生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處，有一只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。

　　The general practitioner looks at it and says,

　　一般家庭醫(yī)生看著他說(shuō)：

　　"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"

　　“看起來(lái)像-只鴨子，飛起來(lái)像一只鴨子……它可能是一只鴨子”。

　　shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.

　　就對(duì)著它射擊，但是沒(méi)射中，這只鳥(niǎo)飛走了。

　　The next bird flies overhead,

　　第二只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。

　　and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,

　　病理學(xué)家看著它，然后仔細(xì)翻翻閱好幾頁(yè)的野鳥(niǎo)手冊(cè)說(shuō)

　　"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."

　　“嗯……綠色的翅膀，黃色的鳥(niǎo)嘴，嘎嘎的叫聲……可能是一只鴨子。”

　　He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.

　　他舉起他的槍來(lái)射它，但是這兵鳥(niǎo)飛一了好遠(yuǎn)。

　　A third bird flies over .

　　第三只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。

　　The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turns to the patholoogist and says,

　　外科醫(yī)生舉起他的松，看都不看就射擊，把鳥(niǎo)擊落后就轉(zhuǎn)向病理學(xué)家說(shuō)：

　　"Go see if that was a duck."

　　“你去看看那是不是一只鴨子。”

　　輕松一刻幽默故事：銀行搶劫

　　Two accountants are in a bank ,

　　當(dāng)武裝捻匪突然沖進(jìn)銀行的時(shí)候。

　　when armed robbers burst in.

　　正好有兩名會(huì)計(jì)人員在里面。

　　While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers,

　　正當(dāng)幾個(gè)搶匪向出納員取錢的時(shí)候，

　　others line the customers,

　　其他的搶匪就把顧客們，

　　including the accountants,

　　包括這兩名會(huì)計(jì)人員在內(nèi)，

　　up against a wall,and proceed to take their wallets,watches,etc.

　　靠著墻壁排成一線開(kāi)始奪取他們身上的皮夾子和手表等物品。

　　While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand.

　　當(dāng)這件搶案正在發(fā)生的時(shí)候，一號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員把纂樣?xùn)|西塞迸二號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)火員的手里面。

　　Without looking down,a

　　沒(méi)有向下看，

　　ccountant two whispers,

　　二號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員就輕聲地說(shuō)：

　　"What is this ?" to which accountant number one replies,

　　“這是什么東西呀?”

　　"It 's that I owe you."

　　一號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員回答說(shuō)：“那是我欠你的五十元啦。”

　　輕松一刻幽默故事：小魚

　　Two men were in a restaurant and order fish,

　　有兩名男子在餐廳點(diǎn)魚。

　　The waiter brought a dish with two fish,

　　服務(wù)生端來(lái)裝著兩條魚的盤子，

　　one larger than the other.

　　其中一條魚比另外一條來(lái)得大。

　　One of the men said to the other,"Please help yourself."

　　當(dāng)中一位男子跟另外一位說(shuō)：

　　The other one said"Ok,"

　　“別客氣，請(qǐng)自行取用呀。”

　　and helped himself to the larger fish.

　　另外一位男子說(shuō)：“好”，

　　After a tense silence,

　　于是就幫自己挑了比較大條的魚 。

　　the first one said,"really,if you had offered me the first choice,i would have taken the smaller fish!"

　　就在一陣氣氛緊張的沉默之后，

　　The other one replied,"What are you complaining for?you have it,don't you?"

　　第一位男子就說(shuō)：“真是的。如果你要我先選，我就會(huì)拿比較小條的魚。”

　　另一位男子回答說(shuō)：“那你在抱怨個(gè)什么勁呀?你現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)拿了呀，不是嗎?”