經(jīng)典少兒英語幽默小笑話
英語笑話里有很多詼諧的小故事，下面小編今天就給大家分享一下英語的笑話給大家看看，笑話的可以收藏哦
給我一角錢
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?
兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢。
父親：兒子，你不認(rèn)為你已經(jīng)長大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢了(該自立了)，不是嗎?
兒子：爸爸，我想你是對(duì)的，那給我一塊錢行嗎?
拔牙
“I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”
“Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”
“Yes，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”
“對(duì)不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元!為什么?不是說好只要4美元。”
“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個(gè)病人嚇跑了。”
尾巴去哪了
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
教進(jìn)化論的老師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個(gè)小時(shí)，他的話題又來了：“讓我向進(jìn)化論者提個(gè)問題——如果我們?cè)?jīng)像狒狒那樣長著尾巴，那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了?”
“我來試試看，”一位老太太說。
“該是我們?cè)谶@里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。”
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