少兒英語(yǔ)幽默笑話3篇
人的精神壓力大，就應(yīng)該多聽(tīng)聽(tīng)笑話，下面小編今天就給大家分享一下英語(yǔ)的笑話給大家看看，可以學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)又可以笑
聰明的學(xué)生
Teacher: Name some of Thomas Edison’s contributions to science.
老師：列舉一些托馬斯 愛(ài)迪生對(duì)科學(xué)的貢獻(xiàn)。
Students：If it weren’t for Edison, we’d all be watching television by candle light.
學(xué)生：如果沒(méi)有愛(ài)迪生的話，我們就只能點(diǎn)這蠟燭看電視了。
誰(shuí)幫誰(shuí)
Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play?
Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework.
基米：嘿，艾米，你不出來(lái)玩嗎?
艾米：不了，我必須留在家里，幫我爸爸做我的家庭作業(yè)。
Hell follow us there
Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat. Now Mrs.Taylor was expecting another child.
Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.
One evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival. "This house won't be big enough for us all when the baby netes", said Mr.Taylor.
Pat came into the room just then and said, "What are you talking about?" "We were saying that we'll have to move to an other house now, because the new baby's neting," his mother answered.
"It's no use," said Pat hopelessly, "He'll follow us there."
泰勒夫婦有一個(gè)七歲的男孩，名叫帕特?，F(xiàn)在泰勒太太正懷著第二胎。
帕特在別人家看見(jiàn)過(guò)嬰兒，他不太喜歡他們，所以他對(duì)自己家里也將有一個(gè)嬰兒的消息感到不滿。
一天晚上，泰勒夫婦正在為這個(gè)嬰兒的降生計(jì)劃做安排。泰勒先生說(shuō)：“有了嬰兒，我們的房子就太小，不夠住了。”
帕特恰好在這個(gè)時(shí)候走進(jìn)屋，他問(wèn)：“你們?cè)谡f(shuō)什么?”他的母親回答說(shuō)：“我們?cè)谡f(shuō)我們現(xiàn)在得搬家，因?yàn)閶雰壕鸵Q生了。”
“那沒(méi)用，”帕特絕望地說(shuō)。“他會(huì)跟我們到那兒去的。”
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