小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀欣賞
努力的苦讀，把你的實(shí)力全部發(fā)揮，所有關(guān)愛(ài)著你的人，都會(huì)為你祝福、祈禱，努力備考，相信你會(huì)考出滿意的成績(jī)，榜上有名考入理想院校，小編今天就給大家?guī)?lái)了英語(yǔ)的笑話，有需要可以參考一下
英語(yǔ)笑話一
Naughty Brother Donny is my little brother. He is a naughty boy. On Sunday morning Donny went into the yard and played with a dog. Sometimes a bird would come down to stay on the top’s of the dog’s house. Then Donny threw a stone at it. Suddenly the little boy began crying. Mother ran to Donny and asked him what was wrong. He said, “I’ve broken sister’s plate. She has beaten me.” “Why?” “I threw it at a bird, and it went straight to the plate.” Such was my naught brother. 頑皮的弟弟 東尼是我的小弟弟，他是個(gè)調(diào)皮的孩子。 星期天早晨，東尼跑到院子里跟小狗玩。恰巧，一直小鳥(niǎo)落在狗舍上，東尼就用石頭砸它。突然，這個(gè)小男孩哭了起來(lái)。媽媽跑過(guò)去問(wèn)出了什么事。他哭著說(shuō)：“我姐姐盤(pán)子摔碎了，她打了我!”“為什么?”“我拿石頭砸一直小年，但是卻打碎了姐姐的盤(pán)子。” 哎，這是我淘氣的弟弟。
英語(yǔ)笑話二
Three Foxes Once there were three foxes, they worked together. They lived a happy life. Little by little, the youngest fox became lazy, and often quarreled with the other foxes. The eldest had to leave, and the second fox was driven off, too. Looking at the warm house with a lot of good food in it, the youngest fox smiled. The eldest fox opened a new hill again. The second eldest fox dug a pool. Two of them because rich soon. The youngest fox ate up the food left by the other two foxes. In the end it felt so cold and hungry that it could not stand up. 三只狐貍 從前有三只狐貍，他們愉快地工作和居住在一起。最小的狐貍又懶又壞，經(jīng)常同其他的兩只狐貍爭(zhēng)吵，氣走了它的大哥和二哥。最小的狐貍得意地住在溫暖的房子里享受著豐富的食品。老大重新開(kāi)了一塊小山坡種地。老二挖了池塘，不久他們過(guò)上了富裕的生活。最小的狐貍吃完了那些狐貍留下的所有食物，最后又冷又餓連站也站不起來(lái)。
英語(yǔ)笑話三
Two Holes for the Dogs My uncle has two dogs. One is big and the other is small. He likes them very much. One day, Mr. Smith came to visit him. When the friend saw two holes in the door, a large hole and a small hole, he was surprised and said, “My dear friend, why are there two holes in your door?” “Let my dogs come in and come out, of course,” Mr. Smith asked. “But why are there two holes? One is enough!” “But how can the big dog go through the small hole?” my uncle said. Sometimes a clever man may make such mistakes. 兩個(gè)狗洞 我的叔叔有兩條狗。一只是大的，另一只是小狗的。他很喜歡它們。 有一天，史密斯先生來(lái)看他。當(dāng)這個(gè)朋友看見(jiàn)門(mén)口上有連個(gè)洞，一個(gè)是大洞和一個(gè)小洞時(shí)，他感到吃驚并說(shuō)，“我親愛(ài)的朋友，為什么你的門(mén)上有連個(gè)洞?”我的叔叔回答說(shuō)：“當(dāng)然是讓我的兩條狗進(jìn)出了。 ” 史密斯先生問(wèn)到：“ 為什么門(mén)上要兩個(gè)洞呢?一個(gè)就足夠了。” 我叔叔說(shuō)：“大狗怎能走小洞呢?” 有時(shí)聰明的人可能會(huì)犯這樣的錯(cuò)誤。
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