優(yōu)秀的英語(yǔ)兒童笑話閱讀
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英語(yǔ)笑話一
In a darkest night, a policeman watches a staggering man trying in vain to unlock a door. “Is this your home ?” the policeman asks.
在一個(gè)漆黑的夜晚，一名警察看到一個(gè)醉醺醺的男人怎么也打不開(kāi)門(mén)。“這是你家嗎?”警察問(wèn)。
“Sure, I’ll prove it to you if you help me.” Inside, the man explains, “You see, this is my bedroom. And this is my wife.”
“當(dāng)然，如果你幫我，我將證明給你看。”走進(jìn)屋里，那人說(shuō)：“你瞧，這是我的臥室，這是我太太。”
“And who is the man next to her?” the policeman wants to know.
“那她身邊的男人是誰(shuí)?”警察想知道。
英語(yǔ)笑話二
The manager of a shop was yelling at one of his staff.
商店的經(jīng)理正在訓(xùn)斥一名員工。
“I saw you arguing with a customer,” he said crossly. “Will you please remember that in my shop the customer is always right? Do you understand?”
“我看見(jiàn)你和一個(gè)顧客吵架，” 他非常惱火地說(shuō)，“請(qǐng)你記住，在我的店里，顧客永遠(yuǎn)是對(duì)的。你懂嗎?”
“Yes, sir,” said the assistant. “The customer is always right.”
“是的，先生，顧客永遠(yuǎn)是對(duì)的。”
Now what were you arguing about?”
店員說(shuō)。“那你剛才和他吵什么?”
Well sir, he said you were an idiot.”
“噢，先生，他說(shuō)你是個(gè)白癡。”
英語(yǔ)笑話三
A fruit vendor in Philippines sold a watermelon to a woman and assured her that it was very sweet because it was red inside.
在菲律賓。 一個(gè)女人從一個(gè)水果商那里買(mǎi)了一個(gè)西瓜，水果商向她保證這個(gè)西瓜非常甜，因?yàn)槭羌t瓤的。
As she rode home on a bicycle, the vehicle skidded and the watermelon fell to the street and broke open, the woman was surprised to see that the fruit was pale pink but not red. So she returned with it to the vendor and complained loudly. “Madam,” replied the vendor, “when one falls out of a vehicle to the street, one can expect to turn pale. How about a watermelon?”
當(dāng)這個(gè)女人騎車(chē)回家時(shí)，西瓜在剎車(chē)時(shí)掉在地上摔裂了，女人吃驚地發(fā)現(xiàn)這個(gè)西瓜不是紅瓤地，而是淺粉色地。 于是她返回去找水果商理論。 “夫人。 ”水果商回答，“如果一個(gè)人從車(chē)子上摔倒在地上，也會(huì)嚇得臉色發(fā)白。 更何況是西瓜呢?”
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