幽默生活英語笑話三則

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　　幽默生活英語笑話：思想者

　　Two children were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled "The Thinker"."What do you suppose he is thinking about" said one，to which the other replied，“I should imagine he is thinking about where he put his clothes!”

　　兩個孩子在欣賞羅丹的著名雕塑“思想者”。“你猜他在想什么?”一個孩子問。另一個孩子回答:“我想他在考慮他把自己的衣服放在哪兒了。”

　　幽默生活英語笑話：六個月之后

　　A school leaver was being interviewed for a job as an office boy.

　　一個中途輟學的孩子想當辦公室勤務(wù)員，正在接受面試。

　　"You will get five pounds a week to start off with,”said the boss，"And then after six months you will get ten pounds a week.”

　　“剛開始每周只給你五英鎊，”老板說，“半年以后每周增加到十英鎊。”

　　"Right，"said the lad.“I will come back in six months.”

　　“好，”那男孩說，“那么我六個月以后再來上班。”

　　幽默生活英語笑話：他的足球能出來玩玩嗎

　　A little boy knocked on the door of his classmate's house.When his classmate's mother answered，he said，

　　小男孩在敲他同學家的門。他同學的媽媽來開門。他說:“朱利安能出來玩玩嗎?”

　　"Can Julian come out to play，please?”

　　“不能，我恐怕不行。”朱利安的媽媽說，“外面太濕了。”

　　“No，I am afraid not.”said Julian’s mother，"It is too wet.”

　　“那么，”小男孩又問，“他的足球能出來玩嗎?”

　　"Well，then，”asked the lad，"can his football come to play?”