笑話(huà)是一種增強(qiáng)快樂(lè)的文化，常常以篇幅短小，故事情節(jié)簡(jiǎn)單，文筆巧妙的形式出現(xiàn)，給人以出乎意料，并且取得笑意的藝術(shù)效果的文化。在忙碌的生活，我們也需要偶爾的放松一下自己。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)?lái)國(guó)外經(jīng)典幽默故事四則，希望大家喜歡!

　　國(guó)外經(jīng)典幽默故事：今天下午你準(zhǔn)備用割草機(jī)嗎

　　Are you using your mower this afternoon?

　　今天下午你準(zhǔn)備用割草機(jī)嗎?

　　Mr. Johnson:Are you using your mower this afternoon?

　　約翰遜先生：今天下午你準(zhǔn)備用割草機(jī)嗎?

　　Mr. Smith.Yes.

　　史密斯先生：是的。

　　Mr. Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it ?

　　約翰遜先生：太好了。既然您不用網(wǎng)球拍，那我可以借用一下嗎?

　　國(guó)外經(jīng)典幽默故事：班和笨驢

　　Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.

　　格拉斯哥的勞里教授在門(mén)上貼了這樣一個(gè)通知：“勞里教授今天的課程取消。"

　　A student,after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".

　　一個(gè)學(xué)生讀了通知后，擦掉了字母"C"(lass：姑娘)。

　　Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke,rubbed out the "l"

　　后來(lái)勞里教授來(lái)了，也想開(kāi)開(kāi)玩笑，他擦掉了字母“I ”( ass:笨驢)。

　　國(guó)外經(jīng)典幽默故事：買(mǎi)東西和說(shuō)閑話(huà)

　　A little girl was lost, so she went up to a policeman and said, "l've lost my moml" The cop said,"What's she like?" The little girl replied,"Shopping and gossiping!”

　　有一個(gè)小女孩走丟了，于是她走到一個(gè)警察跟前說(shuō)：“我媽媽不見(jiàn)了!”這個(gè)警察說(shuō)：“她什么樣子?”小女孩回答：“買(mǎi)東西和說(shuō)閑話(huà)!”

　　國(guó)外經(jīng)典幽默故事：所有的煙卷都會(huì)點(diǎn)著的

　　Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.‘I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday .’‘Don't worry ,dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later .’He said with a smile.

　　瑪麗非常討厭丈夫吸煙，一天她對(duì)丈夫抱怨說(shuō)：“我希望有一天所有卷煙廠都失火。”“不用擔(dān)心，親愛(ài)的，所有的煙卷遲早都會(huì)點(diǎn)著的。”他笑著說(shuō)