笑話是一種增強(qiáng)快樂(lè)的文化，常常以篇幅短小，故事情節(jié)簡(jiǎn)單，文筆巧妙的形式出現(xiàn)，給人以出乎意料，并且取得笑意的藝術(shù)效果的文化。在忙碌的生活，我們也需要偶爾的放松一下自己。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)?lái)外國(guó)經(jīng)典幽默笑話四則，希望大家喜歡!

　　外國(guó)經(jīng)典幽默笑話：小妹妹

　　Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?

　　保姆: 約翰尼，你難道不喜歡你新生的小妹妹?

　　Johnny: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.

　　約翰尼: 她還可以，但要是個(gè)男孩就好了。威利·史密斯有一個(gè)新生的小妹妹?，F(xiàn)在他該認(rèn)為我又在跟他學(xué)了。

　　外國(guó)經(jīng)典幽默笑話：我沒(méi)看到它

　　Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johmmy,and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?

　　媽媽: 約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子里放了兩塊點(diǎn)心?，F(xiàn)在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?

　　Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn' t notice the other.

　　約翰尼: 哦，我想是因?yàn)槔锩嫣谖覜](méi)看到另外那塊。

　　外國(guó)經(jīng)典幽默笑話：分蘋(píng)果

　　Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one，by his Mum. "Share them with your sister."she said.

　　媽媽給了哈里兩個(gè)蘋(píng)果，一個(gè)大點(diǎn)兒，另一個(gè)小點(diǎn)兒。“跟妹妹分著吃。”媽媽說(shuō)。

　　So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tucking into the large one.

　　所以，哈里就把小個(gè)兒的給了妹妹，自己開(kāi)始啃那個(gè)大個(gè)兒的。

　　"Cor! said his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.”

　　“哼，”妹妹說(shuō)，“如果媽媽給了我，我會(huì)把大的給你，把小的留給我自己的。”

　　"Well,"said Harry，"that's what you've got,so what are you worrying about?"

　　“對(duì)呀，”哈里說(shuō)，“你拿到的不就是小的嗎?那你還著什么急呀?”

　　外國(guó)經(jīng)典幽默笑話：生日禮物

　　Annie: Mum,do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday?

　　安妮: 媽媽，你知道你過(guò)生日我會(huì)送你什么禮物嗎?

　　Mum: No,dear,what is it?

　　媽媽: 親愛(ài)的，我猜不出來(lái)，是什么東西呀?

　　Annie: A nice teapot.

　　安妮: 一個(gè)漂亮的茶壺。

　　Mum: But I’ve got a nice teapot.

　　媽媽: 可我有一個(gè)很好的茶壺了。

　　Annie: No, you haven'l. I've just dropped it!

　　安妮: 不，你沒(méi)有。我剛把它掉在地上摔破了。