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　　幽默趣味英語(yǔ)故事：我媽媽也把我放在手推車?yán)锩?/strong>

　　While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office ,a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheel chair into the room.As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there,alone and silent. Just's I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boyrslipped Off his mother's lap and walked over the the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man's, he said, "I know how you feel. My mom makes me ride in the stroller too.”

　　我在醫(yī)生診所的接待室等候的時(shí)候，一個(gè)女人推著坐在輪椅里的老人進(jìn)來(lái)。在她去接待員那里時(shí)，老人孤零零地坐在那里，一聲不響。我正想上去和他聊聊天，一個(gè)小男孩從他媽媽膝蓋上滑下來(lái)，朝輪椅走去。他把手放在老人的手里，說(shuō)：”敖了解你的感覺(jué)。我媽媽也把我放在手推車?yán)锩妗?rdquo;

　　幽默趣味英語(yǔ)故事：誓約

　　Grandpa was celebrating his lOOth birthday, and everyone was complimenting him on how well he looked.”I‘ll tell you the secret,"he said. "My wife and I were married seventy-five years ago. On our wedding night we made a pledge that whenever we had a fight, the one who proved wrong would go out and take a walk.I have been in the open air continuously for the past seventy-five years."

　　爺爺過(guò)一百歲生日，大家都祝賀他，說(shuō)他看上去很健康。"我來(lái)告訴你們這里面的秘密，"他說(shuō).”我和妻子結(jié)婚七十五年了。在新婚之夜我們訂了一個(gè)誓約，那就是無(wú)論我們什么時(shí)候發(fā)生爭(zhēng)吵，誰(shuí)被證明錯(cuò)了，誰(shuí)就到外面去散一圈步，我已經(jīng)在外面一待了七十五年了。“

　　幽默趣味英語(yǔ)故事：家庭的爭(zhēng)吵

　　The young newly-weds quarrelad.At last she could bear it no longer and burst into tears.

　　一對(duì)年輕的新婚夫婦吵架了。最后妻子終于忍不住哭了起來(lái)。

　　“I don't want to have anything to do with you any more. l'm packing up my things and going off to mother."“Fine,my dear,said the husband.

　　“我不想跟你有任何瓜葛了。我要去收拾東西，離開(kāi)這里回娘家去。”

　　”Here are the traveling expenses." She counted the money.“What about the money for the return ticket?”

　　“好，親愛(ài)的，”丈夫說(shuō)，“我給你路費(fèi)。¨她數(shù)了數(shù)錢(qián)。”還有回來(lái)的路費(fèi)呢。”

　　幽默趣味英語(yǔ)故事：邏輯推理

　　A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.

　　小學(xué)四年級(jí)的教師正在給學(xué)生們上一堂邏輯課。

　　"Here is the situation," she said.ua man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance,falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion.knows that he can't swim,and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank ?" A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings ?"

　　她舉了這么一個(gè)例子：“有這樣一種情況，一個(gè)男人在河中心的船上釣魚(yú)，突然失去重心掉進(jìn)了水里。于是他開(kāi)始掙扎并喊救命。他的妻子聽(tīng)到了喊聲，知道他并不會(huì)游泳，于是就急忙跑向河岸。誰(shuí)能告訴我這是為什么?”一個(gè)女生舉手答道，“是不是去取化的存款?”