幽默趣味英語故事閱讀

　　幽默故事，能讓你在信手翻啟間開懷一笑，得到身心的徹底放松、心緒的怦然萌動(dòng)、情感的欣然釋放。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)硭膭t趣味幽默的英語故事，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　幽默趣味英語故事：你沒有那樣的問題

　　"Your grandmother and I are going out to dinner,"l said to my teenage daughter, Lisa."Do you want to join us ?""No way," she answered grumpily " l'm going to stay home and study." That evening my mother asked if Lisa was feeling well. "She's okay,n I said, "just a little cranky.""lntelligent children can be very temperamental,"my mother sighed."l am lucky that you didn't have that problem."

　　我對十幾歲的女兒麗莎說：“我和你姥姥一起出去吃晚飯，你要不要和我們一起去?"她煩躁地回答：“我才不去呢。我要在家里學(xué)習(xí)。”那天晚上我媽問我麗莎是不是生病了。我說：“沒有。她只是脾氣有點(diǎn)壞。”我媽嘆了一口氣說：“聰明的孩子會(huì)喜怒無常。我很幸運(yùn)，你沒有那樣的問題。”

　　幽默趣味英語故事：這個(gè)紀(jì)錄永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)被打破了

　　Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach. Walking through the gym, we came upon a plaque on which l was still listed as the record holder for the longest softball throw. Noticing my surprise, the coach said, "That record will stand forever."I was about to make some modest disclaimer that records exist to be broken, when he added, "We stopped holding that event years ago."

　　高中畢業(yè)十年以后，我回母校團(tuán)聚，碰到以前的教練。我們穿過體育館的時(shí)候，看到一塊牌匾，上面刻著我的名字，我仍然是壘球投擲量遠(yuǎn)紀(jì)錄保持者。注意到我的詫異，老教練說：這個(gè)紀(jì)錄永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)被打破了。當(dāng)我剛想謙虛幾句說紀(jì)錄的存在就是為了被打破時(shí)，他補(bǔ)充說：“我們幾年前就取消這項(xiàng)比賽了。”

　　幽默趣味英語故事：按錯(cuò)了按鈕

　　Flying through the Midwest in the summertime means one thing: turbulence. Just after a teenager girl had entered the bathroom,we hit a patch of very rough air. After the bumps had subsided, she exited the bathroom, a look of sheer terror etched on her face. "Are you all right?" l asked. "That turbulence was so bad.""So that's what it was,”she said."I thought l'd pushed the wrong button."

　　夏季在美國中西部飛行就意味著一件事：渦流。一個(gè)十幾歲的女孩剛進(jìn)入廁所，我們的飛機(jī)就碰到一片非常不穩(wěn)定的氣流。等顛簸平息下來以后，她從廁所里出來了，一臉恐懼的模樣。我問她：“你沒事吧?這股渦流可夠厲害的。“她說.“原來是這么一回事。我還以為是因?yàn)槲野村e(cuò)了按鈕呢。”

　　幽默趣味英語故事：我家里量老的東西

　　My 12-year-old daughter asked me. "Mom ,do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it for a school project."I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was.A few days later l was in her classroom for a parant-teachor meeting when I noticed my face pinned to a mural the students had created. The title of their project was "The oldest thing in my house."

　　我12歲的女兒問我：“媽媽，你有小時(shí)候的照片嗎?我要用來做學(xué)校的作業(yè)。”我也沒問她是什么作業(yè)，就給了她一張。過了幾天，我到她教室去參加家長會(huì)，發(fā)現(xiàn)我的臉被釘在學(xué)生們弄的一張壁畫上。而她們作業(yè)的名字叫“我家里最老的東西”。