英語經(jīng)典搞笑笑話6篇

　　下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的英語經(jīng)典搞笑笑話，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　英語經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：

　　There was a wife who told her husband, Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring.

　　The husband put down his newspaper and said, Fine! Tonight go back to sleep and wear them.

　　妻子告訴丈夫說：昨天晚上我夢見你給我買了一件裘皮大衣和一個鉆石戒指。

　　丈夫放下手中的報紙說：好啊!今晚再睡著時，你就穿戴上它們吧。

　　英語經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：

　　前臺小姐：hello.你好

　　老外：hi.嗨 前臺小姐：you have what thing?你有什么事?

　　老外：can you speak english?你能講英語嗎?

　　前臺小姐：if i not speak english, i am speaking what? 如果我講的不是英語，那是什么?

　　老外：can anybody else speak english? 有沒有其它人會講英語?

　　前臺小姐：you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go! 你自己看看，所有人都在忙，沒人有時間，你能等就等，不能等就走!

　　老外：good heavens. anybody here can speak english? 天哪，這里有沒有人能講英語?

　　前臺小姐：shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing? 你叫什么叫，安靜一點，你來這里有什么事?

　　老外：i want to speak to your head.我想找你們領(lǐng)導(dǎo)

　　前臺小姐：head not zai. you tomorrow come! 頭不在，你明天來!

　　英語經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：Paddy

　　There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own，on which he bestowed the name of Paddy，and loved mightily.He was very saddened by the fact that he could not take his pet away with him on his holidays，which he was spending with some relatives in the country.

　　Whilst he was away Paddy's young life was cut short by an unfortunate adventure with a motor.The boy's mother feared he would take the news very hardly on his return;she broke it very gently，therefore，and was rather surprised that the little lad did not seem much perturbed.Later，however，she heard him weeping lustily in his bed.He was inarticulate with grief，but his brother explained that he was cryingabout Paddy.

　　But， said the mother，I told him about it this morning，and he did not seem to mind!

　　The brother explained，yes，but he thought you said Daddy.

　　帕蒂

　　從前有一個小男孩，他得到了一條完全屬于他自己的小獵狗。他給小狗取名帕蒂，對它寵愛萬分。他要到鄉(xiāng)下一些親戚家去度假，可又不能帶上他的寵物，為此他很傷心。

　　他不在家的時候，帕蒂在一次不幸的車禍中失去了年輕的生命。男孩的母親怕他回家時聽到這個消息太難過;因此她相當(dāng)小心地把這個消息透露給他，而頗為令人驚訝的是小伙子看起來并不怎么在意。可是，后來她聽見他在床上哭得死去活來。他傷心得說不出話來，但是他的哥哥解釋說他在為帕蒂痛哭。

　　可是，這位母親說：我今天早晨告訴他了，他好像根本不在乎啊!

　　他哥哥解釋說：是的，可他以為你說的是爸爸。

　　英語經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：I Could Do It Slower

　　Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?

　　Dentist: Fifty dollars.

　　Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?

　　Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

　　我可以干得慢一些

　　病人：拔一顆牙收費多少?

　　牙醫(yī)：50美元。

　　病人：只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元?

　　牙醫(yī)：好的，如果你喜歡的話，我可以干得慢一些。
英語經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：The New Teacher

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　“媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。”

　　英語經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：The Fish Net

　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

　　“你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安?” 老師發(fā)問道。

　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

　　“把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了。”小女孩回答道。