英語經典小笑話
英語經典小笑話
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英語經典小笑話:Dream 夢想
The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.
"I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied.
"Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the impressed dean.
"No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it.
農校的招生辦主任在面試一個上線的學生,“你為何要選擇這個職業(yè)?”他問。 “我夢想以經營農場來賺一百萬元,就像我父親一樣。”這個學生回答說。 “你父親經營農場賺了一百萬元?”主任驚詫地問道。
“沒有,”這位申請人回答道,“他總是夢想著賺到這個數目。”
英語經典小笑話:Wedding or Not
Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.
Upon his return he exclaimed, "Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!
弗蘭克叔叔七十八歲了,富有而健康。他是個終生單身漢。他曾追求過很多女孩,但“從不過熱----見好就收”。一天他突發(fā)奇想,決定四處走走,去看看他那些接近一打的舊時女友。
他回來即嘆道:“噓!謝天謝地幸虧我沒娶那些女人中的任何一個。如今她們都成寡婦了!”
英語經典小笑話:A Boy with a Big Head大頭娃娃
A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."
"Where is the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one-use your hat."
一個小男孩向他母親哭訴道:“他們都取笑我,說我腦袋大。” “別聽他們的,”他母親安慰道,“你有一個很漂亮的腦袋。好啦,別哭了,去商店買十斤土豆來。”
“購物袋在哪兒?”
“沒購物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”
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