英語笑話帶翻譯短一點
英語笑話帶翻譯短一點
在交際場合,能恰到好處地講個笑話或自創(chuàng)一個幽默,不僅可以體現(xiàn)自己的語言水平,還可以提升個人魅力。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編精心收集的短一點的英語笑話帶翻譯，希望大家喜歡!
短一點的英語笑話帶翻譯篇一
Mr Smith telephoned the doctor in the middle of the night.
"Come quickly, Doctor, You know that my wife sleeps with her mouth open. Well , a mouse has run inside her!"
"I will be with you in about ten minutes," replied the doctor. "Until I arrive, try holding a piece of cheese in front of her mouth. This may bring the mouse out."
When the doctor arrived, Mr Smith was not holding a piece of cheese. He was holding a fish in front of his wife's mouth.
"What are you doing", asked the doctor. "A mouse doesn't like a fish."
"I know," said Mr Smith, "But we have to get a cat at first."
史密斯先生在半夜里給醫(yī)生打電話。
“醫(yī)生，快來啊!你知道我妻子習(xí)慣張著嘴睡覺，結(jié)果一只老鼠鉆進去了。”
“我十分鐘后到，”醫(yī)生回答，“在我到達之前，試著在她嘴面前拿一片干奶酪，也許會把老鼠引出來。”
當(dāng)醫(yī)生到達時，史密斯先生不是拿一片干奶酪，而是在妻子嘴前拿著一條魚。
“你這是干什么呀?”醫(yī)生說道，“老鼠不喜歡吃魚。”
“這我知道，”史密斯先生說，“可我得先把貓引出來。”
短一點的英語笑話帶翻譯篇二
My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house.
I picked up his dirty clothes, put away his work shoes, carried out his popcorn bowl from the previous night's football viewing，washed the breakfast dishes, wiped the coffee he'd spilled and ironed his shirts. Seeing a thoughtful look on his face, I wondered if he was beginning to realize just how much unnecessary work he created for me. Maybe he would offer to help. "A penny for your thoughts," I said.
"I was thinking," he replied, "that one of the things I like best about you is how you always find ways to keep yourself busy."
丈夫今天放假，就在家看著我忙家務(wù)活兒。
我撿起他的臟衣服，收拾好他的皮鞋，拿走前一天晚上他看橄欖球時吃過爆米花的碗，洗了盛早餐的盤子，擦干凈他濺出來的咖啡，熨好了他的襯衫?？吹剿樕下冻龀了嫉谋砬椋也恢浪遣皇且庾R到他給我?guī)砹硕嗌俨槐匾龅募覄?wù)活。也許他會來幫忙。“你在呆呆的尋思什么呢?“我說。
“我正在想，“他回答，“我最喜歡你的一點是你總是不讓自己閑著。”
短一點的英語笑話帶翻譯篇三
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.
Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing. They even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!"
"Really?" Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decide to call the grocery store.
A clerk answers and Tom says. "Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?"
The clerk replies. "Canned or frozen?"
湯姆被公司提拔為副主管，湯姆太興奮了，幾周以來一直在妻子面前夸耀著。
最后，妻子實在忍無可忍，就跟湯姆說：“聽著，這沒什么，雜貨店里賣豌豆的還有副主管呢!”
“真的嗎?”湯姆不確定這是真是假，于是決定打電話給雜貨店。
一個售貨員接了電話，湯姆問：“能讓管豌豆的副主管接電話嗎?”
售貨員回復(fù)：“是要負責(zé)罐裝的還是負責(zé)冷凍的副主管呢?”
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