爆笑英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典笑話
爆笑英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典笑話
民間笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛(ài)的民間敘事類型,材料豐富,有廣泛的現(xiàn)實(shí)基礎(chǔ)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的爆笑英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典笑話，歡迎欣賞!
爆笑英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典笑話篇1
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”
一個(gè)年輕人被一家超市錄用了，第一天去報(bào)到的時(shí)候，超市經(jīng)理微笑著與他握手致意，然后遞給他一個(gè)掃把，說(shuō)道:“你的第一個(gè)工作是把商店打掃干凈。”
"But I' m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.
“但是我是大學(xué)畢業(yè)生啊。”年輕人有些憤怒的答道。
"Oh, I’m sorry. I didn't know that,” said the manager. "Here, give me the broom 一I'll show you how.”
“噢，是這樣。”很抱歉，我不知道經(jīng)理說(shuō)。“把掃把給我，我做個(gè)示范給你看。”
爆笑英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典笑話篇2
The couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I' 11 buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday. Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and he doesn’t get her anything.
一對(duì)夫妻由于很多年都相處不融洽，所以丈夫想:“我要買一塊墓地送給我妻子做生日禮物。”你能想象他妻子有多失望。第二年，妻子的生日又到了，但是他沒(méi)有給她任何東西。
She says,“ Why didn't you get me a birthday present?"
妻子說(shuō):“為什么你不送給我生日禮物。”
He says, "You didn't use what I got you Last year!”
丈夫回答:“因?yàn)槿ツ晡宜湍愕纳斩Y物你沒(méi)有用。”
爆笑英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典笑話篇3
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him，"Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!” The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying," She's not only bald，but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume !”
曾有過(guò)這么一個(gè)老婆，由于強(qiáng)烈的猜疑心，以至于每晚當(dāng)他丈夫回家之后，她因?yàn)闆](méi)能從她丈夫的上衣上找到頭發(fā)而對(duì)他大吼道:“好啊!你竟然為了一個(gè)禿頭女人而欺騙我!”第二天晚上，她沒(méi)有聞到丈夫身上有香水味，她又對(duì)他大吼道:“她不僅是個(gè)禿頭女人，還是個(gè)窮的連香水都買不起的女人!”
爆笑英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典笑話篇4
Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.
民主黨人做出計(jì)劃，然后把它放到一邊，而共和黨人則追隨其祖輩制定的計(jì)劃。
Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.
共和黨人認(rèn)真研究報(bào)紙的財(cái)經(jīng)版，而民主黨人卻將其墊在鳥(niǎo)籠底下。
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