一個女人丟了手提包，有一個誠實的小孩撿到后交還給了她。她看了看錢包，說：“嗯，這么有趣，我丟的時候里面是一張20美元，現(xiàn)在成了20張一美元。”

　　The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't haveany change for a reward."

　　“沒錯，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我撿到錢包時，那位夫人沒有零錢獎賞給我。”

　　短一點的英語笑話篇2

　　A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.

　　一個醉漢打電話給警察局，報告小偷光顧了他的車，“他們偷走了儀表盤、方向盤，甚至連剎車腳板都偷走了。”

　　However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

　　然而在警察還沒有開始調(diào)查時，電話又一次響了起來，“沒事了”，醉漢打著嗝說，“我不小心坐到了后坐上。”

　　短一點的英語笑話篇3

　　Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who wassleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped theother dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so hesaid in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.

　　從前有個瞎子。一天，他正在行路時踩著了一只正在睡覺的狗的腦袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一陣。這人又往前走，這回踩著的是另外一只狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起來。瞎子以為還是那條狗，驚詫地說：奇怪，這只狗可真夠長的。

　　短一點的英語笑話篇4

　　Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.Don't you know you are wasting time?

　　父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?

　　Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?

　　杰克：我知道，爸爸?？晌疫€給您節(jié)省了一頓飯呢，是不是?

　　短一點的英語笑話篇5

　　"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."

　　“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”

　　"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop cryingand go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

　　“別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說：“你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。”

　　"Where's the shopping bag?"

　　“購物袋在哪?”

　　"I haven't got one, use your hat."

　　“我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

　　
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