關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英語笑話5篇

　　下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英語笑話，以供大家學(xué)習(xí)參考。

　　關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英語笑話：Entering Heaven 進(jìn)天堂

　　Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates。

　　三名男子都死于平安夜，而后分別在天堂之門被圣彼得召見。

　　"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

　　圣彼得說：“因?yàn)檫@個(gè)神圣的節(jié)日，你們每個(gè)人都必須有象征圣誕節(jié)的物品才能進(jìn)入天堂”。

　　The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said。

　　第一名男子從他得口袋里掏出了個(gè)打火機(jī)，他打燃打火機(jī)說：“它代表蠟燭”。于是圣彼得就讓他進(jìn)入了天堂。

　　The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

　　第二個(gè)男子從口袋里掏出一串鑰匙，他把鑰匙在手里搖了搖說：“它們是鈴鐺”圣誕老人也讓他上了天堂。

　　The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's glasses。

　　第三個(gè)男子絕望的在口袋里掏了半天，最后掏出了一副女人的眼鏡。

　　St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

　　圣彼得挑了挑眉，看向這個(gè)男的，說：“你倒是說說這玩意兒代表什么?”

　　The man replied, "They're Carol's."

　　男士答到：“她們是卡羅爾的”(最后的carol's，我看了好久才發(fā)現(xiàn)s前有個(gè)'，我還說眼鏡跟圣誕頌歌有半毛錢關(guān)系?)

　　注：看懂了沒?carol's和carols同音，carol在這里是一個(gè)女士的名字，carols是圣誕頌歌，所以第三個(gè)男的借用同音字說了個(gè)圣誕的象征。

　　關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英語笑話：The thief and the judge

　　It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

　　"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

　　"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

　　"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

　　法官與小偷

　　那天是圣誕節(jié)，法官在審訊犯人時(shí)也有點(diǎn)惻隱之心。“你為什么而被起訴?”他問。

　　“采購圣誕節(jié)物品過早。”被告答。

　　“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早?”

　　在商店開門之前，“犯人應(yīng)道。

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　　關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英語笑話：Jesus's Telly

　　A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired.

　　"But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother.

　　"Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.

　　耶穌的電視機(jī)

　　圣誕節(jié)時(shí)孩子要了紙和蠟筆，想畫一張耶穌誕生像。最后這件藝術(shù)品被陳列出來供父母鑒賞。

　　他們對(duì)耶穌誕生后睡的馬槽，牧羊人，耶穌及其家庭都逐一表示贊賞。

　　“可是那個(gè)角落里是什么?”媽媽問。

　　“噢，那是他們的電視機(jī)，”孩子回答說。

　　關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英語笑話：

　　What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?

　　Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

　　圣誕老人喜歡在花園里做什么?

　　答案：鋤地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是圣誕老人的笑聲。)

　　關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英語笑話：

　　On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?

　　Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!

　　圣誕節(jié)前夕，圣誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高級(jí)飯店一同等電梯，門還未開前，三人同時(shí)看到地上有一張新臺(tái)幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會(huì)將它撿起?

　　答案：當(dāng)然是圣誕老人啦!為什么?因?yàn)榇蠹叶贾懒硗鈨烧卟⒉淮嬖凇?/p>