英語(yǔ)短笑話大全
英語(yǔ)短笑話大全
冷笑話不同于一般的笑話，以其獨(dú)特的制笑機(jī)制，能瞬間制造出一種特殊氛圍。小編精心收集了英語(yǔ)短笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
英語(yǔ)短笑話篇1
Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.
小男孩：爸爸，我想結(jié)婚。
Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?
爸爸打趣地問(wèn)道：噢!誰(shuí)是你心中合適的人選?
Little boy: Grandma.
小男孩：奶奶。
Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?
爸爸：等一下，你認(rèn)為我會(huì)讓你娶我的媽媽?
Little boy: Why not? You married mine.
小男孩：為什么不?你娶了我的媽媽。
英語(yǔ)短笑話篇2
As a band instructor at an elementary school, I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time.
作為一個(gè)小學(xué)的樂(lè)隊(duì)指揮，為了確保學(xué)生投入足夠的時(shí)間練習(xí)，我要求他們上交由他們父母簽字的練習(xí)單。
I had to laugh, however, when one parent wrote on her child's sheet, "Practiced 17 minutes, but it seemed like hours.
可是有一次，一位家長(zhǎng)的簽字把我逗樂(lè)了。練習(xí)單上寫(xiě)著：“練習(xí)了17分鐘，但猶如幾個(gè)時(shí)辰。”
英語(yǔ)短笑話篇3
A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. his friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - the dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
一位養(yǎng)狗人宣稱(chēng)：要是給了愛(ài)犬錢(qián)，它便會(huì)到賣(mài)報(bào)亭買(mǎi)份報(bào)紙來(lái)。他的朋友堅(jiān)持要來(lái)個(gè)演示，并給了狗一些錢(qián)。狗一溜小跑著去了。但一個(gè)小時(shí)過(guò)去了，仍不見(jiàn)它帶報(bào)紙回來(lái)。
"how much did you give him?" asked the owner.
一位養(yǎng)狗人宣稱(chēng)：要是給了愛(ài)犬錢(qián)，它便會(huì)到賣(mài)報(bào)亭買(mǎi)份報(bào)紙來(lái)。他的朋友堅(jiān)持要來(lái)個(gè)演示，并給了狗一些錢(qián)。狗一溜小跑著去了。但一個(gè)小時(shí)過(guò)去了，仍不見(jiàn)它帶報(bào)紙回來(lái)。
"five dollars.
“五元。”
"well, that explains it. when you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie.
"這就是了。你給它五元錢(qián)時(shí)，它就去看電影。
英語(yǔ)短笑話篇4
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.
一個(gè)人得了重病，妻子伴隨他去看醫(yī)生。檢查過(guò)后，醫(yī)生示意病人的妻子到走廊見(jiàn)他。
"Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him every day.“
你丈夫病得很重，”醫(yī)生說(shuō)，“但有三件事可保住他的性命。第一，一日三餐，要營(yíng)養(yǎng)美味。第二，給他一個(gè)輕松的環(huán)境，不要抱怨。第三，每天都對(duì)他傾注熾熱的愛(ài)。”
On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
在驅(qū)車(chē)回家的路上，丈夫問(wèn)道：“醫(yī)生說(shuō)了什么?”
"I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it.“
很遺憾，“你活不成了。”
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