英文笑話大全爆笑
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爆笑英文笑話篇1
excellent skills
絕妙的技巧
after friends of mine landed at busy newwark airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. in desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.
我的朋友們?cè)诜泵Φ募~瓦克機(jī)場(chǎng)著陸后，他們卻不能招呼到腳夫來幫他們搬行李。無奈，丈夫拿出一張五美元的鈔票在人群上面搖晃。
in an instant, a skycap was at his side. sir, observed the porter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.
一個(gè)帶寬邊帽的人馬上來到他身邊。“先生，”腳夫說道，“很明顯你有絕妙的交際技巧。”
爆笑英文笑話篇2
I'd rather buy a gift
我寧愿買一件禮物
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。“沒關(guān)系”，他說，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。媽媽沉思片刻后回答說，“我寧愿給你買一件禮物”。
爆笑英文笑話篇3
visual training
視力訓(xùn)練
the squad(班，小隊(duì)) were having "visual training". one smart recruit(新兵，招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway(遙遠(yuǎn)的，恍惚的) that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied：
班里正在進(jìn)行“視力訓(xùn)練”。一個(gè)聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數(shù)遠(yuǎn)處曠野上采掘隊(duì)的人數(shù)。采掘隊(duì)在很遠(yuǎn)的地方，那些人看起來只是一些小點(diǎn)兒。但是這個(gè)新兵毫不猶豫地回答。
"sixteen men and a sergeant(中士，軍士) , sir."
“十六個(gè)兵外加一個(gè)中士，長官。”
"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
“正確，可是你怎么知道那兒有一個(gè)中士?”
"he's not doing any digging, sir."
“他不干活，長官。”
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