英語笑話小故事帶翻譯
英語笑話小故事帶翻譯
笑話是一種重要的交際手段,在人們的日常生活中起著重要作用。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了英語笑話小故事帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英語笑話小故事帶翻譯篇一
Once upon a time there was a miser. He hid his gold under a tree. Every week he used to dig it up.
One night a robber stole all the gold. When the miser came again, he found nothing but an empty hole.
He was surprised, and then burst into tears.All the neighbors gathered around him.
He told them how he used to come and visit his gold.
"Did you ever take any of it out?" asked one of them. "No," he said, "I only came to look at it." "Then come again and look at the hole," said the neighbor, "it will be the same as looking at the gold."
從前，有個守財奴將他的金塊埋到一棵樹下，每周他都去把它挖出來看看。
一天晚上，一個小偷挖走了所有的金塊。 守財奴再來查看時，發(fā)現(xiàn)除了一個空洞什么都沒有了。
守財奴便捶胸痛哭?？蘼曇齺砹肃従?/p>
他告訴他們這里原來有他的金塊。
問明了原因后，一個鄰居問：“你使用過這些金塊嗎?” “沒用過，” 他說，“我只是時常來看看。”“那么，以后再來看這個洞，”鄰居說，“就像以前有金塊時一樣。”
英語笑話小故事帶翻譯篇二
When armed robbers burst in.
當(dāng)武裝劫匪突然沖進銀行的時候。
two accountants are in a bank ,
正好有兩名會計人員在里面。
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers,
正當(dāng)幾個搶匪向出納員取錢的時候，
others line the customers,
其他劫匪則讓客戶排隊，
including the accountants,
包括這兩名會計人員在內(nèi)，
up against a wall,and proceed to take their wallets,watches,etc.
靠著墻壁排成一排開始奪取他們身上的皮夾子和手表等物品。
While this is going on,accountant No. 1 jams something in accountant No. 2's hand.
當(dāng)這件搶案正在發(fā)生的時候，一號會計人員把某樣?xùn)|西塞進二號會計人員的手里面。
Without looking down,
沒有向下看，
accountant No. 2 whispers,
二號會計人員就輕聲地說：
"What is this ?"
“這是什么東西呀?”
accountant No. 1 replies,"It 's that I owe you."
一號會計人員回答說：“那是我欠你的五十元啦。”
英語笑話小故事帶翻譯篇三
Three doctor are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead.
三名醫(yī)生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處，有一只鳥從頭上飛過。
The general practitioner looks at it and says,
一般家庭醫(yī)生看著它說：
"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"
“看起來像一只鴨子，飛起來像一只鴨子……它可能是一只鴨子”。
He shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away.
就對著它射擊，但是沒射中，這只鳥飛走了。
The next bird flies overhead,
第二只鳥從頭上飛過。
and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,
病理學(xué)家看著它，然后仔細翻翻閱好幾頁的野鳥手冊說
"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."
“嗯……綠色的翅膀，黃色的鳥嘴，嘎嘎的叫聲……可能是一只鴨子。”
He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.
他舉起他的槍來射它，但這只鳥早已走了。
A third bird flies over .
第三只鳥從頭上飛過。
The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turns to the patholoogist and says,
外科醫(yī)生舉起他的松，看都不看就射擊，把鳥擊落后就轉(zhuǎn)向病理學(xué)家說：
"Go see if that was a duck."
“你去看看那是不是一只鴨子。”
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