近些年,冷笑話作為一種特殊的幽默方式在互聯(lián)網(wǎng)、電視節(jié)目、書籍雜志上廣泛流傳。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于爆笑超短的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關(guān)于爆笑超短的英語笑話篇一

　　Q:Why did the blind man give up skydiving?

　　問:為什么盲人會害怕跳傘?

　　A:It was scaring the hell out of his dog.

　　答:因?yàn)樘鴤銜阉麄兊墓穱樀没觑w魄散。

　　關(guān)于爆笑超短的英語笑話篇二

　　A student at the National Spelling Bee had been given a particularly difficult word to spell. Apparently having some trouble knowing how to start, the student asked if he could buy a vowel.

　　一個(gè)學(xué)生在全國拼詞比賽上遇到了一個(gè)極難拼寫的詞。顯然他是不知該從何下手了，于是這個(gè)學(xué)生便詢問能不能買一個(gè)元音字母。

　　關(guān)于爆笑超短的英語笑話篇三

　　A lady didn’t quite make if to hospital for the birth of her child; in fact，the baby was born on the lawn just outside the main entrance. The poor woman was dreadfully embarrassed and was being consoled by one of the nurses，who said; "Don’t worry about it. It could have been worse，when two years ago we had a woman who gave birth in the, elevator.” The woman cried，"That was me !”and burst into tears.

　　一個(gè)孕婦還沒有來得及到醫(yī)院就生下了她的孩子。實(shí)際上，嬰兒是在醫(yī)院大門外的草坪上出生的。這個(gè)可憐的女人因此而感到非常的尷尬。一個(gè)護(hù)士安慰她說:“不要擔(dān)心，有的人還不如你呢。兩年前有個(gè)女人是在電梯里生下的孩子。” 那個(gè)女人淚如泉涌地哭著說:“那就是我!”

　　關(guān)于爆笑超短的英語笑話篇四

　　At a resort，a fellow walks up to an older fellow who is sitting in the sun, sipping iced tea.

　　在一個(gè)度假勝地，一個(gè)家伙走向一個(gè)正在太陽低下坐著喝冰茶的老人。

　　Younger guy says，"Hey, you are going to just sit around all day? How about it if you join me for a round of gulf.”

　　年輕一些的人說:“嘿，你打算一整天都坐在這里嗎?和我去打一局高爾夫怎么樣?”

　　"No,”the older fellow replies，"tried it once，didn’t like it.”

　　“不想去，”那個(gè)老人回答，“試過一次，不喜歡。”

　　"Well then。”the younger fellow asks，"how about a swim? It might be just as refreshing as your iced tea there.”

　　“那好，”年輕人說，“那游泳怎么樣?那感覺也許和你喝冰茶一樣涼爽。”

　　"No,”the older fellow responds，"tried it once. didn’t like it. But if you're game for tennis。my son will be here soon and is usually up for a game or two一you might want to play with him.”

　　“不想去”，那個(gè)老人又回答，“我試過一次，不喜歡。但是如果你想要打網(wǎng)球，我的兒子會很快過來和你打上一兩場。你會喜歡和他一起玩的。”

　　Younger fellow replies: "Your only child I presume?"

　　年輕人說:“我估計(jì)那是你的獨(dú)生子吧?”

　　
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