笑話的娛樂作用可以減輕人的心理壓力，促進(jìn)身體健康。在交際場合，能恰到好處地講個(gè)笑話或自創(chuàng)一個(gè)幽默，不僅可以體現(xiàn)自己的語言水平，還可以提升個(gè)人魅力。下面小編整理了五個(gè)經(jīng)典搞笑的笑話，希望可以給你的生活帶來歡樂！
　　爆笑英語笑話一：How do I get the gum out?我怎么把口香糖取出來?

　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers,the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. when the planelanded, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I'm meeting mywife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

　　當(dāng)空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時(shí)候，她解釋說口香糖有助于他們防止耳鳴。飛機(jī)著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來呢?”

　　爆笑英語笑話二：Excellent skills 絕妙的技巧

　　After friends of mine landed at busy newwark airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.

　　我的朋友們在繁忙的紐瓦克機(jī)場著陸后，他們卻不能招呼到腳夫來幫他們搬行李。無奈，丈夫拿出一張五美元的鈔票在人群上面搖晃。

　　In an instant, a skycap was at his side. sir, observed the porter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.

　　一個(gè)帶寬邊帽的人馬上來到他身邊。“先生，”腳夫說道，“很明顯你有絕妙的交際技巧。”

　　爆笑英語笑話三：因禍得福 To Profit from a Misfortune

　　A man was a butterfingers. He had been suffering from unemployment for months.

　　At last he found a job in a chinaware house. He had worked only a few days when he dropped a large vase.

　　The manager summoned him to the office and told him that money would be deducted from his wages every week until the vase was paid for. He asked: "How much did it cost?" "Five hundred dollars." said the manager. "Oh, that's wonderful," he said happily, "I'm so happy that I have got a steady job at last."

　　有一個(gè)人很粗心，老是打爛東西。他已失業(yè)好幾個(gè)月了。

　　最后他在一個(gè)瓷器店找到了一個(gè)工作。可是才干了幾天，他就打爛了一個(gè)很大的花瓶。

　　經(jīng)理把他到辦公室去，告訴他每個(gè)星期都要扣他的工錢，直到賠償夠了為止。他就問：“那個(gè)花瓶值多少錢?”經(jīng)理說：“值500美元。”他很高興地說：“啊!太妙了，我非常高興，終于有個(gè)穩(wěn)定的工作啦。”

　　爆笑英語笑話四：我干得怎么樣 How did I do

　　A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.

　　The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.

　　Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!"

　　一名新警察與老警察開著警車第一次出去巡邏。 他們得到命令去疏散一群閑逛的人，于是他們開車去了那條街，看到路口站著一群人。

　　新警察搖下窗戶：“大家注意了，快離開這里。”人們看了他幾眼，沒理他。他喊起來：“離開這里，馬上離開!”大家都不知道怎么回事，但是在他的威脅下還是離開了。

　　新警察對他第一次執(zhí)行公務(wù)的結(jié)果很滿意，對老警察說：“我干得怎么樣?”“你做得很好，”老警察笑著說，“尤其是在公共汽車站。”

　　爆笑英語笑話五：我可以回家了

　　Now i can go home

　　One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ” “It' s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ”

　　我 可 以 回 家 了

　　一天，放學(xué)以后，老師對他的學(xué)生們說：“明天上午，如果你們當(dāng)中的任何一個(gè)同學(xué)能回答我的第一個(gè)問題，我就準(zhǔn)許他或她最先回家。”第二天，老師走進(jìn)教室時(shí)發(fā)現(xiàn)黑板已被亂涂，他非常生氣地問：“誰涂的? 請站起來。”鮑勃說：“先生，是我，現(xiàn)在我可以回家了，再見。”