關(guān)于英語(yǔ)的笑話大全
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)的笑話大全
笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過(guò)幽默的文字或圖示來(lái)達(dá)到令人會(huì)心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學(xué)形式。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
An Unwelcome Hornor
A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some good news and some bad news for you."
Then Mr. Johnson said, "Please, give me the good news first."
So the doctor said, "The doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."
【中文譯文】
寧可不要的榮譽(yù)
一位醫(yī)生走進(jìn)醫(yī)院的病房，告訴強(qiáng)森先生：“我有一個(gè)好消息和一個(gè)壞消息要告訴你。” 強(qiáng)森先生說(shuō)：“請(qǐng)先告訴我好消息吧!” 醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“本院的醫(yī)師決定用你的名字，來(lái)為一種不治之癥命名。”
英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
If I Am A Manager
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition--If I Am a Manager.All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. “Iam waiting for my secretary.”was the boy’s answer.
【中文譯文】
如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理
一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理為題寫一篇作文。 所有的學(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫了，只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過(guò)去問(wèn)他為什么不寫。 我在等我的秘書(shū)。那孩子答道。
英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribedsome extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awakebefore he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to hisboss, “I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.”
“That's fine,” roared the boss, “but where were you Monday and Tuesday?”
【中文譯文】
強(qiáng)效安眠藥
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他開(kāi)了一些強(qiáng)力安眠藥。星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過(guò)來(lái)。他到了辦公室，遛達(dá)進(jìn)去，對(duì)老板說(shuō)：“我今天早上起床特別順利。”“好啊!” 老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了?”
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