校園英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話閱讀
校園英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話閱讀
笑話是民間口頭創(chuàng)作的一種體裁，它植根于20世紀(jì)初的俄羅斯語(yǔ)言文化中，在20—30年代，笑話作為隨意的日常交際的新手段得到普及。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了校園英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話，歡迎閱讀!
校園英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇一
uncle: how did jim do in his history examination?
舅舅：吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎么樣?
mother: oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.
母親：唉，糟透了?？稍捰终f(shuō)回來(lái)，這也不能怪他。嗨，他們盡問(wèn)一些這個(gè)可憐的孩子出生前的事兒。
校園英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇二
I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜里
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問(wèn)，“發(fā)生了什么事?”
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
“一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說(shuō)。
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
“再見(jiàn)到他你能認(rèn)出來(lái)嗎?”媽媽問(wèn)。
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
“他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他，”伊凡說(shuō)。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”
校園英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇三
he won 他贏了
tommy: how is your little brother, johnny?
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?
johnny: he is ill in bed. he hurt himself.
約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
tommy: that's too bad. how did that happen?
湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒?
johnny: we played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰(shuí)能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn)，他贏了。
校園英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇四
meeting between einstein and chaplin
卓別林和愛(ài)因斯坦間的搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話
愛(ài)因斯坦：what i admire most about your art is that's universal. you don't say any word and the whole world understands you!
對(duì)于你的藝術(shù)，我最驚奇的就是它如此的國(guó)際化，你一個(gè)字也不說(shuō)，但是全世界的人都懂得起。
卓別林：true. but your glory is greater! the world admires you while no one understands you!
這個(gè)我承認(rèn)，但是你的榮譽(yù)更大，你的東西全世界發(fā)的人都懂不起，但他們還是如此敬佩你。
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