冷笑話是一種新興的語言現(xiàn)象,伴隨著網(wǎng)絡(luò)的普及它已經(jīng)滲透到了青年群體的日常生活,偶爾爆出的一兩句冷笑話能使交流氛圍變得輕松愉悅,也能展示交談?wù)叩挠哪椭腔?。小編精心收集了小學(xué)英語笑話摘抄帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!

　　小學(xué)英語笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　professor: before we begin the examination are there any question?

　　教授：在開始考試之前，還有什么問題嗎?

　　student: what's the name of this course?

　　學(xué)生：考試科目的名稱是什么?

　　小學(xué)英語笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor(走廊) of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. Nothing, the Englishman answered imperturbably(平靜地) , It’s simply that my room is on fire.

　　一天晚上，一個英國人從他住的旅店房間里走出來。來到走廊上，叫旅店的服務(wù)員給他拿一杯水來。服務(wù)員按他的要求做了。英國人回到了他的房間里，幾分鐘后他又來到走廊上，讓服務(wù)員再給他送一杯水。服務(wù)員又給他送了一杯水。每隔幾分鐘。英國人就走出房間重復(fù)他的要求。 半小時之后.這位感到驚訝的服務(wù)員決定問問房客要這些水干什么，英國人不謊不忙地回答：沒什么.只不過是我的房間里起火了。

　　小學(xué)英語笑話帶翻譯篇3

　　policeman: why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

　　警察：有人搶你的手表時，你為什么不呼救呢?

　　man: if i had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. that would be much worse.

　　男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會發(fā)現(xiàn)我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。

　　小學(xué)英語笑話帶翻譯篇4

　　a: which do you find more important, money or friends?

　　甲：你認(rèn)為錢和朋友哪一個更重要?

　　b: friends, of course.

　　乙：當(dāng)然是朋友。

　　a: why?

　　甲：為什么?

　　b: i can always borrow money from friends.

　　乙：我總可以從朋友那兒借到錢。

　　
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