關于搞笑英文笑話簡短的
關于搞笑英文笑話簡短的
近年來,冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現(xiàn)象在網(wǎng)絡、雜志上十分盛行。若要推論現(xiàn)行冷笑話的來源,或已無從考證。學習啦小編整理了關于簡短的搞笑英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關于簡短的搞笑英文笑話篇一
one day a boy came to his teacher and said: teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast(烘烤) pig.
一天有個男孩去對他老師說：老師，我爸想知道你是不是愛吃烤豬肉。
i certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.
當然啰，老師說，去告訴你父親，多謝他想著我。
days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.
好幾天過去了，再沒提起烤豬肉的事兒。
finally the teacher said to the boy: i thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.
最后老師對男孩說：我以為你父親要給我送點烤豬肉來呢。
yes, said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well.
是啊，孩子說，他是這么想的，可后來豬又沒病了。
關于簡短的搞笑英文笑話篇二
the notorious(聲名狼藉的) cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. he said. ′come up to 5m and ring the doorbell with your elbow. when the door open. push with your foot.′
一個出了名的吝嗇鬼在向一個朋友解釋怎么找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然后用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之后，再用你的腳把門推開。”
′why use my elbow and foot?′
“為什么要用我的肘和腳呢?”
′well. gosh,′ was the reply. ′you're not coming empty-hangded, are you?′
“你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空著手來吧?”吝嗇鬼回答。
關于簡短的搞笑英文笑話篇三
a father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, "who is the most obedient(順從的) , never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?" he inquired.
一位有五個孩子的父親帶著一件玩具回到家里，把孩子們召集起來問這件禮物該給誰。“誰最聽話，從不和媽媽頂嘴，讓干什么就干什么?”他問道。
there was silence, and then a chorus(合唱，齊聲) of voices: "you play with it, daddy!"
大家都不吭聲。過了一會兒，孩子們異口同聲地說：“爸爸，您玩吧。”
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