最經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話故事閱讀
笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂(lè)的一種常見(jiàn)語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象,其目的在于在會(huì)話過(guò)程中傳遞和激發(fā)幽默感。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了最經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!
最經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇一
找錯(cuò)地方啦
While working in the psychology department at a Com-munity College in Centerville，Michigan, I was asked to en-large a chart for a meeting. I called the copy room and asked，'Can I get something blown up down there?"
在密西根薩特維亞的密一所社區(qū)學(xué)院的心理學(xué)系工作期間，一次，他們讓我放大一張會(huì)議的圖表。于是，我就打電話給復(fù)印室，問(wèn):“我能到你們那里搞點(diǎn)兒能放的東西嗎?"(對(duì)方以為是放飽的放)
After a pause the voice on the line replied，"I think you want the chemistry lab.”
對(duì)方愣了一會(huì)兒，回答說(shuō):“我想你要找為是化學(xué)試驗(yàn)室.
最經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇二
誰(shuí)自私?
My husband and I were discussing the options available on the new car we planned to buy. The standard equipment included a driver's side air bag，but the passenger air bag was an optional purchase.I thought this was a bit odd and asked，"What would a wife say if her husband bought a car with only one air bag?"
我和我丈夫正在討論我們計(jì)劃要買(mǎi)的新車(chē)上應(yīng)帶有哪些設(shè)備。標(biāo)準(zhǔn)設(shè)備包括在車(chē)上配備給司機(jī)座位上的空氣袋，但乘客席上的空氣袋就可有可無(wú)了。對(duì)于這點(diǎn)，我覺(jué)得有點(diǎn)滑稽，于是就問(wèn)丈夫:"如果丈夫只買(mǎi)了一個(gè)空氣袋，他老婆會(huì)說(shuō)什么呢?"
"That's easy,"my husband responded. "She'd say，'I'll drive.'"
我丈夫回答說(shuō):“這很容易猜，她會(huì)說(shuō):‘我來(lái)開(kāi)車(chē)吧!'."
最經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇三
如此節(jié)儉
Mrs. Willencot was very frugal. When her husband died，she asked the newspaper how much it would cost for a death notice.
成倫考特太太非常節(jié)儉.她丈夫死后去問(wèn)報(bào)社，登一條訃告需要多少錢(qián)?
"Two dollars for five words. "
“八個(gè)字，兩美元。，
"Can I pay for just two words?"，she asked.”Willencot dead."
“我登三個(gè)字多少錢(qián)?’她問(wèn):"Willencot過(guò)世。”
"No，two dollars is the minimum. You still have three words."
“兩美元是最少的費(fèi)用，你還可以加五個(gè)字。”
Mrs. Willencot thought a moment and added; "Cadillac for sale."
威倫考特太太想了一會(huì)兒，說(shuō):“賣(mài)卡迪拉克。”
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