簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
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簡(jiǎn)單的短篇英語(yǔ)笑話篇1
克萊頓教授
Creighton was going along a West end square when he saw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house.
當(dāng)克萊頓教授沿著倫敦西區(qū)的一個(gè)廣場(chǎng)走著的時(shí)候，他看見(jiàn)一個(gè)小家伙正試圖抓住一所大房子的門(mén)環(huán)。
"Can’t you reach up so high? "asked the professor kindly.
“你是不是夠不到這么高的地方呢?”教授好意地問(wèn)。
"No，Slr,”said the small youngster.
“是的，先生。”那小孩說(shuō)。
"Well, then, let me help you,”and the professor mounted the three steps and gave a splendid rat-tat.
“那好，讓我來(lái)幫你。”教授登上那三級(jí)臺(tái)階，在門(mén)上重重扣了幾下。
The little boy glanced hastily at the gentleman of the cloth. "Come on,”he yelled，"we must both run away.”
那個(gè)小男孩急忙給教授遞上一個(gè)眼色。“快跑，”他喊著:“我們倆都得跑。”
簡(jiǎn)單的短篇英語(yǔ)笑話篇2
借口
Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.If he sneezed.he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a headache，he asked his mother to take him to the doctor during school hours. He spent more time at home than he did at school. On the days that he did go to school，he looked for excuses to come home early. One morning he came home when the lessons were only half finished. His father was surprised.
湯姆討厭上學(xué)，總是找借口不去上學(xué)。如果他打噴嚏，他就叫他媽媽寫(xiě)個(gè)紙條說(shuō)他感冒了。如果他頭痛，他就叫他媽媽在上課時(shí)間帶他去看病。他待在家里的時(shí)間比在學(xué)校的時(shí)間多。在他去上學(xué)的日子里，他就找借口早點(diǎn)回家。一天早上他上了一半課就從學(xué)?；貋?lái)了。他爸爸很驚訝。
"You’ve come home early.”he said.“Is the school closed today?
"No，Dad，"Tommy said，“It’s open. I camehome early.”
“你回來(lái)很早，”他爸爸問(wèn)，“今天學(xué)校放學(xué)了嗎?”
"How did you do that”his father asked him. "What did you say to the teacher”
“沒(méi)有，爸爸，”湯姆說(shuō)，“還沒(méi)放學(xué)。我提前回來(lái)了。”
"I told her that I had a new baby brother and that I had to come home and help you."
“你怎么會(huì)提前回來(lái)了?”爸爸問(wèn)，“你對(duì)老師說(shuō)什么了?”
"But your mother has had twins，"his father said，"a boy and a girl. You’ve got a baby brother and a baby sister.”
“我告訴她我有了一個(gè)小弟弟，我得回家?guī)湍恪?rdquo;
"Yes，I know，Dad，”Tommy said.“I’m saving up my baby sister for next week.”
“但是你媽媽生了一對(duì)雙胞胎，”爸爸說(shuō)，“一個(gè)男孩，一個(gè)女孩。你有一個(gè)小弟弟和一個(gè)小妹妹。”
簡(jiǎn)單的短篇英語(yǔ)笑話篇3
我沒(méi)有聽(tīng)
Mother asked her litter daughter who was reading a book，"What are you reading，dear?”
媽媽問(wèn)正在讀書(shū)的女兒:“親愛(ài)的，你讀的是什么書(shū)?
"I don’t know，”the litter girl answered.
女兒回答道:“我不知道。”
"You don't know? But you were reading aloud，so you must know.”
“你不知道?你不是在朗讀嗎?你應(yīng)該知道的。”
"I was reading aloud，mummy，but I wasn't listening,”explained the child.
女兒解釋說(shuō):“我是在朗讀，可我沒(méi)有聽(tīng)。”
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