英語小笑話爆笑的小學(xué)
英語小笑話爆笑的小學(xué)
冷笑話是近年來頗為流行的一種語言現(xiàn)象,主要以機(jī)智、幽默著稱。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了爆笑的小學(xué)英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
爆笑的小學(xué)英語小笑話篇一
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.
一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學(xué)生多了解一點(diǎn)優(yōu)秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。
To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices.
為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點(diǎn)心、巧克力和冰淇淋。
Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"
在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”
"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."
“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”
爆笑的小學(xué)英語小笑話篇二
a teacher said to her class：“who was the first man?”
有個老師問班上的學(xué)生：“誰是第一個男人?”
“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly."
喬治·華盛頓，”一個小男孩當(dāng)即叫道。
“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.
“你怎么知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個男人呢?”老師問道，寬容地微笑著。
“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”
小男孩說：“因?yàn)樗菓?zhàn)時第一，和時第一，國人心中第一。”
but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
這時一個大點(diǎn)兒的男孩舉起手來。
“well，”said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man?”
“那么，”老師對他說，“你認(rèn)為誰是第一個男人呢?”
“i don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but i know it wasn't george washington，ma’am，because the history book says george washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.”
“我不知道他的名字，”大點(diǎn)兒的男孩說，“但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因?yàn)闅v史書上說，喬治·華盛頓娶了一個寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個男人。
爆笑的小學(xué)英語小笑話篇三
after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
做完生意回來后，提姆覺得應(yīng)該給妻子帶點(diǎn)什么禮物回去。
“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a .00 bottle.
“那些香水怎么賣啊?”他問賣化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價值50美元的香水。
“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for .00.
“看起來好像有點(diǎn)貴哦!”提姆說道。于是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。
“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.
“還是貴了點(diǎn)。”提姆抱怨道。
growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny .00 bottle.
售貨員開始有點(diǎn)惱火了，就給提姆一瓶很小的香水，價值15美元。
“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”
“我的意思是，”提姆說，“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。”
the clerk handed him a mirror.
售貨員聽了后，遞給了提姆一面鏡子。
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