比較好笑的英文笑話大全
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比較好笑的英文笑話篇一
All In the family
都在這一家
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school .
八十歲大的 莎莉從學(xué)校把她的成績報告卡帶回家。
Her marks were good mostly .
她的成績不錯，
A's and a couple of B'S .
大部分都是A，還有幾個B。
However ,her teacher had written across the bottom,
可是， 她韻老師在卡片下方寫道：
"SALLY is a smart little girl,but she has one fault,
“莎莉是個聰明的小女孩，但是她有一個毛病。
she talks too much in school.I have an idea I am going to try,
她在學(xué)校太愛講話。我有一個想法我要來試試看，
which I think may break her of the bad habit."
我認(rèn)為.這個想法可能會讓她改掉這個壞習(xí)慣。”
Sally's dad signed her report card,
莎莉的爸爸簽了她的學(xué)習(xí)報告卡，
putting a note on the back ,
并在卡片背面注記：
"Please let me know if your idea work on SALLY
“如果你的想法對莎莉很有效，請你讓我知道，
because I would like to try it out on her mother."
因為我想要把它試用在她媽媽身上。
比較好笑的英文笑話篇二
Cooking Class
烹飪課
One day during cooking class,
一天在上烹飪課的時候，
our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .
我們的老師布朗太太正在頌揚(yáng)她：準(zhǔn)備完美醬料的秘訣。
When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,
當(dāng)她把我們叫到爐子邊作準(zhǔn)備工作時，
she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."
她說：“別忘了要用木制的湯匙”。
As I stirred my sauce ,
當(dāng)我在攪拌醬料時，
I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon
我一直苦思木制湯匙奧秘的背后所隱含的物理原理，
and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.
然后認(rèn)定它一定與熱傳導(dǎo)有關(guān)系。
I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .
我走向布朗太太來測試我'韻理論。
"Why wooden spoons?"I asked .
我問：“為什么要用木制湯匙呢?”
"Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging againstmetal pots ,I will go nuts!"
她回答：“因為，如果我必須坐在這里聽你們?nèi)康慕饘贉着榕榍弥饘俚墓拮樱視l(fā)瘋喔”。
比較好笑的英文笑話篇三
Laboratory Tests
實驗室檢查
Two children were sitting outside a clinic.
有兩個小孩子坐在一間診療室外面。
One of them was crying very loudly.
其中一個小孩子哭得非常犬聲。
2nd Child;Why are you crying?
第二位小孩子說：“你為什么哭呀?”
1st Child:I came here for blood test.
第一位小孩子說：“我來這里驗血呀”
2nd Child：So?Are you afraid?
第二位小孩子說：“那又怎樣?你害怕呀?”
1st Child :No .Not that.For the blood test,they cut my finger.
第一位小孩子說：“不怕呀，又不是那樣啦。因為驗血的話，他們要割我的手指頭啦。”
At this,the second one started crying.
一聽到這么說，第二位小孩子就開始哭了，
The first one was astonished.
第一位小孩子就非常驚訝。
1st Child :Why are you crying now?
第一位小孩子說：“你現(xiàn)在為什幺哭呀?”
2nd Child :I have come for my urine?test!
第二位小孩子說：“我來這里微尿液檢驗的啦.!”
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