簡短的有趣的英語小笑話閱讀
簡短的有趣的英語小笑話閱讀
據(jù)專家研究結果稱：懂得用笑話緩解壓力的人免疫系統(tǒng)更健康，患心肌梗塞的風險更低，并且平均能比郁郁寡歡的人多活4年半。學習啦小編整理了簡短的有趣的英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
簡短的有趣的英語小笑話篇一
My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and BostonCollege. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Severalvisting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, "to show our son what toexpect if he should attend West Point."
One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for apicture. They explained, "We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to WestPoint."
父親、哥哥和我到西點軍校去觀看一場陸軍與波士頓大學之間的橄欖球賽。開始之前，我們到處轉了轉，碰到許多穿著整齊制服的學員。幾名游客問新兵是否愿意擺出軍姿來讓他們攝。“好認我們的兒子知道，如果他到西點軍校來學習會得到什么。”
一對中年夫婦走近一名非常漂亮的女學員，問她是否愿意擺個姿勢照相。他們解釋說：“我們想讓兒子知道他沒來西點軍校錯過了什么。”
簡短的有趣的英語小笑話篇二
Teacher: When was Rome built?
Tom: At night.
Teacher: Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.
老師：羅馬是什么時候建成的?
湯姆：在夜里建成的。
老師：誰告訴你的?
湯姆：是您啊。您說過羅馬不是在一個白天建成的。
簡短的有趣的英語小笑話篇三
A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before,so he began:"My name is Stone,and I'm even harder than stone,so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble.Don't try any tricks with me ,and then we'll get on well together"
Then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name."Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly,"He said,"and don't forget to call me 'sir'".
Each soldier told him his name,unitl he came to the last one.This man remained silent,and so Captain Stone shouted at him,"When I ask you a question,answer it!I'll ask you again:What's you name,soldier?"
The soldier was very unhappy,but at last he replied."My name is Stonebreaker,sir"he said nervously.
你叫什么名字?
有一位很嚴厲的軍官在對一群交由他訓練的新兵訓話。他以前從沒見過這群新兵，于是他開始自我介紹：“我的名字叫Stone(石頭)，事實上，我甚至比石頭更強硬。這就是我為什么要告訴你們我名字的原因。不要試圖對我玩什么花招，這樣我們就能很好相處了。”
接著他開始走到每個士兵前面問他們的名字。“說大聲點，讓每個人都能聽清楚。另外，不要忘記稱呼我為長官。”他說。
每個士兵都對他說了自已的名字。他走到最后一位士兵面前時，這個士兵保持著沉默。于是Stone隊長對他喊叫，“當我問你問題的時候，要回答!我再問一遍，你的名字，士兵?”
那個新兵很不高興，但最后他回答了。“我的名字是Stonebreaker(碎石機)，長官。”他緊張的說。
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