大學(xué)一分鐘英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)閱讀
大學(xué)一分鐘英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)閱讀
笑話(huà)是民族文化及社會(huì)生活中不可缺少的一環(huán),從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛(ài)。小編精心收集了大學(xué)一分鐘英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
大學(xué)一分鐘英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)：Knife and Drum.
Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.
Pa: Why not?
Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.
刀和鼓。
媽?zhuān)核郑以趺从X(jué)得咱們的鄰居非常不喜歡咱們圣誕節(jié)時(shí)給約翰尼買(mǎi)的新鼓呢。
爸：為什么?
媽?zhuān)核麄兘o了他一把小刀，并問(wèn)他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么樣的。
大學(xué)一分鐘英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)：You should've known it
"I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!" shouted the woman to herhusband!
The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I was the minute I asked you to marryme!"
你早該知道
“如果早知道你有這么蠢我決不會(huì)嫁給你!”一個(gè)女人對(duì)她的丈夫喊道。
“早在我向你求婚的時(shí)候你就應(yīng)該知道了。”丈夫回答道。
大學(xué)一分鐘英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)：Washington DC
A teacher asked one of her pupils, "What's the nation's
capital?"
The reply was, "Washington DC"
On being asked what the "DC" stood for, the pupil added,
"Dot com!"
華盛頓DC
老師問(wèn)一個(gè)學(xué)生：“美國(guó)首都是哪兒?” “華盛頓DC”，學(xué)生答道。老師又問(wèn)DC代表什么，學(xué)生說(shuō)：“點(diǎn)com。”
大學(xué)一分鐘英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)：I'm a Letter-carrier
A doctor told his patient there was nothing really the matter with him. " All you requir is moreoutdoor life; walk two or three miles regularly everyday; by the way, what's your business? "
" I'm a letter-carrier." the patient answered.
我是郵遞員
醫(yī)生告訴他的病人說(shuō)他沒(méi)有什么毛病。“你現(xiàn)在需要的就是更多的 戶(hù)外生活;天天堅(jiān)持走二三里路;順便問(wèn)一下，你是干什么工作的?”
“我是郵遞員。”病人回答。
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