關(guān)于好玩的英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀
關(guān)于好玩的英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀
從古至今笑話一出現(xiàn)便受到了大多數(shù)人的喜愛(ài)。不開(kāi)心的時(shí)候讀個(gè)笑話可以讓自己開(kāi)心下。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于好玩的英語(yǔ)小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于好玩的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attentionof any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar billand waved it above the crowd. In an instant, a skycap was at his side. Sir, observed theporter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.
我的朋友們?cè)诜泵Φ募~瓦克機(jī)場(chǎng)著陸后，他們卻不能招呼到腳夫來(lái)幫他們搬行李。無(wú)奈，丈夫拿出一張五美元的鈔票在人群上面搖晃。 一個(gè)帶寬邊帽的人馬上來(lái)到他身邊。“先生，”腳夫說(shuō)道，“很明顯你有絕妙的交際技巧。”
關(guān)于好玩的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find hisapartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. Whenthe door open, push with your foot."
一個(gè)聲名狼藉的小氣鬼終于決定要請(qǐng)一次客了。他在向一個(gè)朋友解釋怎么找到他家時(shí)說(shuō)：“你上到五樓，用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開(kāi)了后，再用你的腳把門推開(kāi)。”
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
“為什么我要用我的肘和腳呢?”
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
“天哪!” 吝嗇鬼回答，“你總不會(huì)空著手來(lái)吧?”
關(guān)于好玩的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for acouple of minutes' work? Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.
病人：拔一顆牙收費(fèi)多少? 牙醫(yī)：50美元。 病人：只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元? 牙醫(yī)：好的，如果你喜歡的話，我可以干得慢一些。
關(guān)于好玩的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇四
During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would becelebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her akiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in fewdays and asked for a kiss in return. When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "Canyou imagine, " she said. "Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!"
醫(yī)生按期來(lái)探視我的老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫(yī)生聽(tīng)了也很高興，為此，他彎下腰來(lái)親了她一下。然后他說(shuō)不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，并要求她還他一個(gè)吻。 醫(yī)生走后，我母親厭惡地?fù)u搖頭。“你能想象嗎，”她說(shuō)，“付了他70元，我還得親他!”
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