初一英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯閱讀
人們?cè)谌粘Ｉ钪薪?jīng)常聽(tīng)到，讀到或自己講述笑話，笑話產(chǎn)生幽默效果而使人發(fā)笑。小編精心收集了初一英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
初一英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇1
I'm not having it all cut off
沒(méi)把頭發(fā)全剪掉啊
Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this wasagainst the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Miles was atthe barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut andsat just beside him.
麥爾斯有時(shí)在上班時(shí)間去理發(fā)館理發(fā)，但這是違反辦公室規(guī)定的：職員只能利用自己的時(shí)間理發(fā)。一天，正當(dāng)麥爾斯理發(fā)時(shí)，經(jīng)理碰巧也進(jìn)來(lái)理發(fā)，而且就坐在他旁邊。
"Hello, Miles," the manager said. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time."
"你好，麥爾斯，"經(jīng)理說(shuō)。"我看到你在上班時(shí)間理發(fā)了。"
"Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly. "You see, sir, it grows in office time."
"是的，先生。正是這樣。"麥爾斯平靜地承認(rèn)了。"可先生，你看，頭發(fā)是在上班時(shí)間長(zhǎng)的。"
"Not all of it," said the manager at once. "Some of it grows in your own time."
"不全都是吧，"經(jīng)理立刻說(shuō)，"有一些是在你自己的時(shí)間里長(zhǎng)的。"
"Yes, sir, that's quite true." Answered Miles politely, "but I'm not having it all cut off."
"對(duì)呀，先生，你說(shuō)得很對(duì)。"麥爾斯禮貌地回答說(shuō)，"但我并沒(méi)有把頭發(fā)全都剪掉啊。"
初一英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇2
Why Is He Howling.
他為什么喊
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
牙醫(yī)：請(qǐng)你不要再喊了!我還沒(méi)碰你的牙呢。
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!
初一英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇3
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in oneof my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say,'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate studentsjust write it down."
“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區(qū)別開(kāi)來(lái)，”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學(xué)給我們研究生上工程學(xué)課的老師如此說(shuō)。“我說(shuō)‘下午好’，本科生們回答說(shuō)‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說(shuō)的話記在筆記本上。”
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