正能量的英文笑話大全
正能量的英文笑話大全
冷笑話是一種新興的語言現(xiàn)象,也是一種出現(xiàn)在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現(xiàn)象。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了正能量的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
正能量的英文笑話篇一
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名偉人
老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會(huì)是一名偉人嗎?
學(xué)生：當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹?，還沒有人活到400多歲。
正能量的英文笑話篇二
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the countryroads，see how the farms looked，and farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer inhis yard， holding a pig up in his hands，and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from anapple tree. The city man said to the farmer，I see that your pig likes apples，but isnt that quitea waste of time? The farmer replied，"Whats time to a pig?"
一天，有一個(gè)城市里的游客來到一個(gè)小鄉(xiāng)村，在鄉(xiāng)間路上開著車，想看看農(nóng)莊是什么樣子，也想看看農(nóng)夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城里人看見一位農(nóng)夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱著一頭豬，并把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城里人對(duì)農(nóng)夫說，我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費(fèi)時(shí)間嗎?那位農(nóng)夫回答說，時(shí)間對(duì)豬有什么意義?
正能量的英文笑話篇三
No Problem
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.
How can I help you? asked the stylist.
I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can makemy hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you ,000.
No problem, said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.
沒問題
一個(gè)禿頭的男人坐在理發(fā)店里。
發(fā)型師問：有什么可以幫你嗎?
那個(gè)人解釋說，我本來去做頭發(fā)移植，但實(shí)在太痛了。如果你能夠讓我的頭發(fā)看起來像你的一樣，而且沒有任何痛苦，我將付給你5000美元。
沒問題，發(fā)型師說，然后他很快幫自己剃了個(gè)光頭。
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