比較經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話大全
笑話能反映出一個(gè)民族的價(jià)值系統(tǒng)及其對(duì)周圍世界肯定和否定的態(tài)度。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了比較經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
比較經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition — If I Am aManager.
All the students began to write except a boy.
The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
"I am waiting for my secretary, " the boy answered.
一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理為題寫(xiě)一篇作文。
所有的學(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫(xiě)了，只有一個(gè)男生例外。
老師走過(guò)去問(wèn)他為什么不寫(xiě)。
“我在等我的秘書(shū)。”那孩子答道。
比較經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said thattwo and four were six too....."
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問(wèn)。
“媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。”
比較經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
一個(gè)男人對(duì)他的朋友說(shuō)：“我動(dòng)了一次手術(shù)，手術(shù)后醫(yī)生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。”
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說(shuō)道：“你覺(jué)得疼嗎?”
“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”
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