短小的英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯
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短小的英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯：what's puberty(青春期)
One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy,what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up theword in the dictionary, after which they could talk about it.
一天晚上，在準(zhǔn)備晚飯的時(shí)候，我們十歲的女兒?jiǎn)枺?ldquo;媽媽，什么是青春期?”我的妻子此時(shí)正忙得不亦樂(lè)乎，所以她建議佩吉到字典上查這個(gè)詞，然后她們可以再討論它。
A few minutes later, Peggy returned. Her mother asked what the dictionary had said.
幾分鐘以后，佩吉回來(lái)了。她媽媽問(wèn)字典上怎么說(shuō)。
"Puberty means," announced Peggy, "the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children."
“青春期的意思是，”佩吉宣布：“一個(gè)女孩能忍受孩子的最早年齡。”
"What do you think of that?" my wife asked.
“你怎么想呢?”我妻子問(wèn)。
"I'm not sure," Peggy relied. "I've always been able to bear children. It's adults I can't bear.".
“我不知道，”佩吉回答。“我總能忍受孩子。讓我忍受不了的是大人。
Note: bear children: 生孩子。bear 一詞也可作“忍受”講。
短小的英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯：I Hope So
Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?
鄰居：您認(rèn)為您的兒子會(huì)把在大學(xué)里學(xué)的東西全忘光嗎?
Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls!
父親：我希望這樣-他當(dāng)然不能以吻女孩子謀生吧!
短小的英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯：A Smart Witness
聰明的目擊人
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying.
有一名車禍目擊證人正在出庭作證。
The lawyer asked him,"Did you actually see the accident?"
律師問(wèn)他：“你確實(shí)看見了這起車禍嗎?”
The witness:"Yes,sir."
目擊證人說(shuō)：“是的， 長(zhǎng)官."
The lawyer :"How far away were you when the accident happened?"
律師說(shuō)：“當(dāng)車禍發(fā)生的時(shí)候，你在多遠(yuǎn)的地方?”
The witness:"Thirty-one feet,six and one quarter inches."
目擊證人說(shuō)：“三十一英尺，六又四分之一 英尺。”
The lawyer(thinking he'd trap the witness):"Well ,sir,will you please tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
這名律師說(shuō)(心想他會(huì)讓這務(wù)目擊證人陷，入陰謀的勘計(jì)之中)：“那好吧，先生，請(qǐng)你告訴陪審團(tuán)，你怎么知道確實(shí)是那個(gè)距離昵?”
The witness:"Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it.I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that silly question."
目擊證人說(shuō):“因?yàn)楫?dāng)車禍發(fā)生的時(shí)候，就拿出了卷盡測(cè)量過(guò)宦。我早知道會(huì)莉一個(gè)令人傷腦筋.律師問(wèn)。我那個(gè)蠢問(wèn)題 。”
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