長篇英文笑話故事閱讀
長篇英文笑話故事閱讀
話是現(xiàn)代社會發(fā)展最快的一種口頭文學(xué)體裁,它體現(xiàn)了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點。小編精心收集了長篇英文笑話故事，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
長篇英文笑話故事篇1
The Whole Truth
At school,a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret,and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying,"I know the whole truth".
The boy decides to go home and try it out.He goes home,and as he is greeted by his mother he says,"I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him and says,"Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased,the boy waits for his father to get home from work,and greets him with,"I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him and says,"Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased,the boy is on his way to school the next day,when he sees the mailman at his front door.The boy greets him by saying,"I know the whole truth."
The mailman drops the mail,opens his arms,and says,"Then come give your father a big hug."
全部真相
在學(xué)校,一個男孩告訴同學(xué),大多數(shù)成年人都至少有一個不可告人的秘密,這使它非常容易敲詐他們說,“我知道全部真相”.
男孩決定回家試試.他回到家,和他打招呼時,他被他的母親說,“我知道全部真相.”
他的母親很快給他20美元,并說,“不要告訴你爸爸.”
很高興,這個男孩在他的父親下班回家,迎接他,“我知道全部真相.”
父親立刻遞給他40美元,并說,“請不要說一個字,你的母親.”
很高興,這個男孩在他去學(xué)校的第二天,當(dāng)他看見郵遞員在他的門口.這個男孩迎接他,說,“我知道全部真相.”
郵差放下郵件,張開雙臂,說,“那就來給你爸爸一個大大的擁抱.”
長篇英文笑話故事篇2
A young man and an old man were waiting for a bus at a station. They sat next to each other.
“What's that in your bag?”asked the young man, pointing to a big bag beside the old man.
“Gold, nothing but gold,”answered the old man.
The young man could hardly believe his own ears,“What?”he said to himself in surprise.“So much gold? My God! How I wish to be able to get so much gold!”Then he began to think about how to get the gold.
The old man looked tired and sleepy and it seemed that he could hardly keep his eyes open.“Are you sleepy, sir?”asked the young man.“Then you'd better lie down on the chair and have a good rest. Don't worry about the bus. I'll wake you up in time.”
“All right. It's very kind of you, young man.”The old man lay down and before long he fell asleep.
The young man took the big bag gently. But when he was about to run away, he found a corner of his fur coat was under the old man's body. Several times he tried to pull it out, but he couldn't. At last he took off his coat and went away with the bag.
The young man ran out of the station as quickly as his legs could carry him. When he reached a place where he thought the old man couldn't find him, he stopped and quickly opened the bag.
To his surprise, there was nothing but a lot of small stones in it. He hurried to the station at once. But when he got there, he found the old man was gone.
長篇英文笑話故事篇3
Wife's picture
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring you martinis all night long. But you go to tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife.When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."
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