關(guān)于超短的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
關(guān)于超短的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
笑話由于其滑稽可笑的特點(diǎn)而為人們長(zhǎng)久以來(lái)所喜愛(ài)。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于超短的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于超短的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
Goldfish金魚(yú)
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚(yú)。
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養(yǎng)它們?
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時(shí)怎么辦?
斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛!
關(guān)于超短的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
I think that I'm a chicken 我想我是一只雞
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
精神病醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服?
病人：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞。
精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時(shí)候開(kāi)始的?
病人：從我還是一只蛋的時(shí)候開(kāi)始。
關(guān)于超短的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Two Birds 兩只鳥(niǎo)
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
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