適合小學(xué)生的英文笑話閱讀
笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放松。與此同時(shí),笑話也是人們反對極權(quán)和專制制度的有力武器。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享適合小學(xué)生的英文笑話，希望可以幫助大家!
適合小學(xué)生的英文笑話：A Half-price Ticket
半價(jià)票
"How much is the movie ticket?"
“電影票多少錢一張?”
"Ten dollars, kid."
“10美元，孩子。”
"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."
“我只有5美元。請讓我進(jìn)去吧，我只用一中眼睛看。”
適合小學(xué)生的英文笑話：Failure in a Test
考試不及格
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
媽媽:這次測試你為什么得這么低的分?
Kid: Because of absence.
孩子:因?yàn)槿笨肌?/p>
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
媽媽：你的意思是考試那天你沒去?
Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
孩子:不是，是坐在我旁邊的孩子沒來。
適合小學(xué)生的英文笑話：The Thinker
《思想者》
Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker.
兩個(gè)男孩正在欣賞羅丹的著名雕塑《思想者》
"What do you suppose he's thinking about?’asked one.
“你猜他在想什么”其中一個(gè)問道。
"I guess he's thinking about where he put his clothes." replied the other.
“我猜他是在想他把衣服放在哪里了，”另一個(gè)回答說。
適合小學(xué)生的英文笑話：Punishment
懲罰
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
小女孩從學(xué)?；氐郊?，對媽媽說：“媽媽，今天在學(xué)校我因?yàn)闆]做過的事受到了懲罰。”
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this. By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
媽媽驚叫著說：“那太糟糕了!我要去和你的老師談一談這件事。順便問一下，你沒做過什么?”
The little girl replied, "My homework"
小女孩回答說：“家庭作業(yè)。”
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