笑話一般比較短小,喜劇性很強(qiáng),普遍存在于人們的日常生活中。笑話的娛樂作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進(jìn)身體健康。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于超短爆笑英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關(guān)于超短爆笑英語笑話篇一

　　The mother asked her little son, "Tom, if the car is made of cholocate, which part will you eat first?

　　一母親問小兒子：“湯姆，如果汽車是用巧克力做的，你先吃哪部分?”

　　Tom replied quickly, "Wheels! Then the car won't be off."

　　湯姆飛快地答道：“輪子!這樣汽車就開不走了。”

　　關(guān)于超短爆笑英語笑話篇二

　　A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.

　　一個男孩放學(xué)回家時，感到肚子疼。

　　"Well, sit down and have some snacks," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."

　　“來，坐下，吃些點心，”他的媽媽說。“你肚子疼，是因為肚子空了。你吃了東西，就沒事了。”

　　Shortly afterwards, dad came in from work, complaining of a headche. "That's because it's empty," said his son. "You'll be all right if you have something in it."

　　過了一會兒，男孩的爸爸下班回來，抱怨說自己頭疼。“你頭疼，是因為腦袋空了，”他的兒子說，“腦袋里裝點東西，就沒事了。”

　　關(guān)于超短爆笑英語笑話篇三

　　Two boys are talking about the sun and the moon. "Which one of them is more useful?" asked one of them.

　　兩個男孩在談?wù)撎柡驮铝痢?ldquo;它們中哪個更有用?”其中一個問道。

　　"Of course the moon is. The moon is in the sky when it's dark, but the sun is in the sky in the daytime when nobody needs it."

　　“當(dāng)然是月亮。月亮在天黑時掛在天空，但太陽是在白天誰也不需要它時掛在天空。”

　　關(guān)于超短爆笑英語笑話篇四

　　A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest boy and returned to her.

　　一位女士圣誕節(jié)購物時丟了錢包。一個誠實的小男孩撿到了錢包，還給了她。

　　Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm...that's funny. When I lost my purse there was a bill in it. Now there are twenty class="main">