有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯閱讀
有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯閱讀
笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創(chuàng)造性的語(yǔ)言形式,其主要功能是調(diào)侃、娛樂(lè)或諷刺。小編精心收集了有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：Big Head
兒子的大腦袋
"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."
“所有的孩子都拿我開(kāi)玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說(shuō)：“他們說(shuō)我長(zhǎng)了一個(gè)大腦袋。”
"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop cryingand go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
“別聽(tīng)他們的，”他媽媽安慰說(shuō)：“你的腦袋長(zhǎng)得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買(mǎi)10磅土豆來(lái)。”
"Where's the shopping bag?"
“購(gòu)物袋在哪?”
"I haven't got one, use your hat."
“我沒(méi)有購(gòu)物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”
有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：Good wishes
良好的心愿
One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig.Icertainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.Dayspassed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.
一天有個(gè)男孩去對(duì)他老師說(shuō)：老師，我爸想知道你是不是愛(ài)吃烤豬肉。當(dāng)然啰，老師說(shuō)，去告訴你父親，多謝他想著我。好幾天過(guò)去了，再?zèng)]提起烤豬肉的事兒。
Finally the teacher said to the boy: I thought your father was going to send me over someroast pig.Yes, said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well.
最后老師對(duì)男孩說(shuō)：我以為你父親要給我送點(diǎn)烤豬肉來(lái)呢。是啊，孩子說(shuō)，他是這么想的，可后來(lái)豬又沒(méi)病了。
有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：睡覺(jué)是浪費(fèi)還是節(jié)約
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wastingtime?
父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費(fèi)時(shí)間嗎?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
杰克：我知道，爸爸?？晌疫€給您節(jié)省了一頓飯呢，是不是?
有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：The formula for water
Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the?
老師：水的分子式是什么?
Blonde: HIJKLMNO!!
花瓶：HIJKLMNO!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
老師：你在說(shuō)什么?
Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O!
花瓶：昨天你不是說(shuō)H to O嗎?
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