有關(guān)英語(yǔ)冷笑話帶翻譯閱讀
有關(guān)英語(yǔ)冷笑話帶翻譯閱讀
英語(yǔ)笑話使人們?cè)诳贪宓纳钪懈械揭唤z快意和放松。本文是有關(guān)英語(yǔ)冷笑話帶翻譯，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
有關(guān)英語(yǔ)冷笑話帶翻譯：Gorilla nostrils
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
為什么大猩猩的鼻孔那么大?
因?yàn)樗鼈兊氖种副容^粗。
有關(guān)英語(yǔ)冷笑話帶翻譯：Two Russian hunters meet.
"I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, "says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"
"How do you find such huge bears? "Sergei asks.
"Easy, "says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, youshoot."
Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages.
"Didn't you follow my advice? "Ivan asks.
"Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, "Sergei replies.
"And what came out?"
"To me," says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express."
兩個(gè)俄國(guó)獵人相遇。
“我昨天打了一只巨熊，”伊凡說(shuō)，“看看這獸皮!”
“你是如何發(fā)現(xiàn)這么大的熊的?”謝爾蓋問(wèn)道。
“簡(jiǎn)單，”伊凡說(shuō)，“你站在一個(gè)洞前并吹哨子。熊出來(lái)時(shí)你就開(kāi)槍。”
幾周后，兩人見(jiàn)面了。謝爾蓋渾身纏滿(mǎn)了繃帶。
“難道你沒(méi)有聽(tīng)我的建議?”伊凡問(wèn)。
“我當(dāng)然是按你的建議做的。我站在一個(gè)洞前并吹哨子，”謝爾蓋回答說(shuō)。
“出來(lái)了什么?”
“向著我來(lái)的，”謝爾蓋說(shuō)，“像是穿越西伯利亞的快車(chē)。”
有關(guān)英語(yǔ)冷笑話帶翻譯：Nobody, Just your grandfather!
A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:"Serve me, quick!Give me your best. I don't care the price."
Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have a lotof money. You are still son of somebody, and grandson of somebody else."
The young man raged: "Dare you! Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson?"
The waiter replied with ease: "Nobody. Just your grandfather."
一位衣冠楚楚的年青人一進(jìn)飯店就大聲嚷嚷：“喂，有什么好菜盡管端上來(lái)，錢(qián)多少我不在乎。”
服務(wù)員聽(tīng)了很不是滋味：“哥兒們，錢(qián)多頂個(gè)屁，你不照樣得做別人的兒子，就是有人要你做孫子你也不敢不做!”
年青人勃然大怒：“誰(shuí)敢占老子的便宜?你說(shuō)，是誰(shuí)不要命了，膽敢要老子做他的孫子?”
服務(wù)員慢條斯理地答道：“你爺爺!”
有關(guān)英語(yǔ)冷笑話帶翻譯：一封感謝信
A Thank-you Note
Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were fivelottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers.
"Thank you very much for your help," the note read. "As a gift, I bought you some lotterytickets, sorry you didn't win. "
有一次，我收到一封感謝信，是一個(gè)我曾幫助過(guò)的朋友寄來(lái)的。信封內(nèi)有五張彩票，都被刮過(guò)了，露出了數(shù)字。
“非常感謝您的幫助，”信上寫(xiě)道，“作為禮物，我給您買(mǎi)了些彩票，真遺憾，您沒(méi)中獎(jiǎng)。”
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