英文笑話帶中文翻譯閱讀
英文笑話帶中文翻譯閱讀
同一個(gè)冷笑話，你也笑不了幾次;為什么同一件事，你總是為它痛苦不止呢?小編精心收集了英文笑話帶中文翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
英文笑話帶中文翻譯：The cost of marriage
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
婚姻的成本
一個(gè)小男孩問他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢才能結(jié)婚呢?”
“我也不知道，我現(xiàn)在還在交錢。”父親回答。
英文笑話帶中文翻譯：讓交警為之崩潰的一次駕駛
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a ,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him — he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
一個(gè)家伙開車的時(shí)候警察追了上來。這個(gè)家伙搖開窗戶問警察：“怎么了，警官?”
“沒事，我觀察到了你的安全駕駛技術(shù)，很高興你獲得了價(jià)值5000美元的安全駕駛獎(jiǎng)。祝賀你!你認(rèn)為你要拿這筆錢去做什么?”
他想了一會(huì)說“哦，我覺得，我應(yīng)該去考駕照”。
坐在副駕駛位的女士說"別在意他說的，他喝醉了酒說胡話呢.
“后面座位的家伙說”我告訴你，偷來的車我們走不遠(yuǎn)的。”
此時(shí)，行李箱出現(xiàn)了敲擊聲并傳出一個(gè)模糊不清的聲音：“我們穿過了邊境了嗎?”
英文笑話帶中文翻譯：I Could Do It Slower
Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?
Dentist: Fifty dollars.
Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?
Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.
我可以干得慢一些
病人：拔一顆牙收費(fèi)多少?
牙醫(yī)：50美元。
病人：只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元?
牙醫(yī)：好的，如果你喜歡的話，我可以干得慢一些。
英文笑話帶中文翻譯：So Hospitable the boy is!
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece ofcheese which he laid on the guest's plate.
The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyesthan your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"
"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時(shí)，家里沒有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會(huì)兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。
客人微笑著把奶酪放進(jìn)嘴里說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?”
“在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。
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