有關(guān)英文笑話故事帶翻譯
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有關(guān)英文笑話故事帶翻譯：Reason of Punishment
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school Iwas punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher aboutthis! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
一天，小女孩從學(xué)?；氐郊依铮瑢寢屨f：“媽媽，今天在學(xué)校里我因為一件我沒有做的事情而受到懲罰。”
媽媽激動地說：“那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對了，你沒有做過的那件事是什么?”
小女孩回答說：“我的家庭作業(yè)。”
有關(guān)英文笑話故事帶翻譯：如果我是經(jīng)理
If I am a Manager
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition — If I Am aManager.
All the students began to write except a boy.
The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
"I am waiting for my secretary, " the boy answered.
一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以如果我是一個經(jīng)理為題寫一篇作文。
所有的學(xué)生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。
老師走過去問他為什么不寫。
“我在等我的秘書。”那孩子答道。
有關(guān)英文笑話故事帶翻譯：我不喜歡新老師
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said thattwo and four were six too....."
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問。
“媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。”
有關(guān)英文笑話故事帶翻譯：為什么總感到口渴
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術(shù)，手術(shù)后醫(yī)生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。”
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎?”
“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”
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