簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話帶翻譯閱讀
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話帶翻譯閱讀
從古至今，因?yàn)閷?xiě)錯(cuò)了字而鬧出笑話或鑄成大錯(cuò)的不知凡幾。本文是簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話帶翻譯，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話帶翻譯：一只聰明的狗 A Clever Dog
A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy apaper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dogtrotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
"How much did you give him?" asked the owner.
"Five dollars.
"Well, that explains it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie."
一位養(yǎng)狗人宣稱(chēng)：要是給了愛(ài)犬錢(qián)，它便會(huì)到賣(mài)報(bào)亭買(mǎi)份報(bào)紙來(lái)。他的朋友堅(jiān)持要來(lái)個(gè)演示，并給了狗一些錢(qián)。狗一溜小跑著去了。但一個(gè)小時(shí)過(guò)去了，仍不見(jiàn)它帶報(bào)紙回來(lái)。
“你給了它多少錢(qián)?”狗的主人問(wèn)。
“五元。”
“這就是了。你給它五元錢(qián)時(shí)，它就去看電影。”
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話帶翻譯：I Never Work After Supper
A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, "It's such a nuisance to come in from the field,, wash up for lunch and take time to eat. Why don't we save time and eat lunch now?"
The hired man agreed. The farm's wife brought in some cold meat and fried potatoes, and the two men ate again.
When they had finished, the cheap farmer said, "While we're still at the table, let's have supper too. " They were now served steak, boiled potatoes and mixed vegetables, and they ate once more.
"Now that the meals are out of the way, " the farmer announced, we can go out and work all day without interruption. "
"Oh, no, " the farmhand answered. " I never work after supper.
一位農(nóng)場(chǎng)主非常吝嗇，不想讓他雇傭的幫手停下來(lái)休息。一天早上，他對(duì)幫手說(shuō)：“從地里回來(lái)，又要洗手吃飯，又花時(shí)間，真是太不方便了。我們何不省點(diǎn)時(shí)間，現(xiàn)在就吃午飯呢?”
雇員同意了。農(nóng)場(chǎng)主的妻子端進(jìn)來(lái)一些冷肉和油炸土豆。于是，兩個(gè)人又開(kāi)始吃起來(lái)。
吃完后，吝嗇鬼說(shuō)：“既然我們還在桌子邊，讓我們連晚飯也吃了吧。”這次上桌的有排骨、煮土豆和雜燴青菜。于是兩個(gè)人又吃起來(lái)。
“現(xiàn)在三頓飯都吃過(guò)了，”農(nóng)場(chǎng)主宣稱(chēng)道，“我們便可以出去一整天不停地干活了。”
“哦，不，”那幫手回答說(shuō)，“晚飯后我從不工作。”
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話帶翻譯：It Seemed Like Hours
As a band instructor at an elementary school, I require my students to turn in practice sheetssigned by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time. I had to laugh,however, when one parent wrote on her child's sheet, "Practiced 17 minutes, but it seemed likehours.
猶如幾個(gè)時(shí)辰
作為一個(gè)小學(xué)的樂(lè)隊(duì)指揮，為了確保學(xué)生投入足夠的時(shí)間練習(xí)，我要求他們上交由他們父母簽字的練習(xí)單?？墒怯幸淮?，一位家長(zhǎng)的簽字把我逗樂(lè)了。練習(xí)單上寫(xiě)著：“練習(xí)了17分鐘，但猶如幾個(gè)時(shí)辰。”
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話帶翻譯：A Pleasant Surprise
A friend of mine had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husbandinsisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and whenshe returned, she was overjoyed to find that beautiful new cabinets had been installed.
A few days later a neighbor came over to visit my friend. After admiring the new cabinets, theneighbor added, "All of us were so glad that the fire your husband had while you were gone wasconfined to the kitchen. "
驚喜
我朋友有很長(zhǎng)一段時(shí)間一直想在廚房添置一些廚柜，但她丈夫堅(jiān)持說(shuō)這是鋪張浪費(fèi)。她去娘家過(guò)了兩周，回到家來(lái)，發(fā)現(xiàn)廚房里新添置了漂亮的廚柜，這令她喜出望外。
幾天后，鄰居來(lái)拜訪我朋友。欣賞了新廚柜后，鄰居說(shuō)：“你不在家的時(shí)候，你丈夫弄失了火。我們都深感慶幸只是廚房遭了殃。”
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話帶翻譯：An Adult Decision
The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but Irefused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he should beable to make adult decisions. Sure enough, a few days after his 18th birthday, he come homewith a tattoo. Although I was not happy about this, I was curious to see what symbol ofmasculinity he had chosen. There, on his shoulder, was a two-inch image of Mickey Mouse.
成年人的抉擇
我兒子十八歲前的那一年，他常常向我提出準(zhǔn)許他文身。但我拒絕允許他這樣做。他爭(zhēng)辯說(shuō)他不久就要成為男子漢了，并說(shuō)他應(yīng)該能夠作出成年人的抉擇了。果然，十八歲生日的幾天后，他文了身，回到家里。盡管我對(duì)此感到不高興，但出于好奇，我想看看他選擇了什么雄性象征物。原來(lái)是他在肩上文了一個(gè)兩英寸長(zhǎng)的米老鼠像。
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