關(guān)于爆笑英文笑話閱讀
關(guān)于爆笑英文笑話閱讀
民間笑話故事像神話小說等民間文學(xué)一樣，是廣大勞動(dòng)人民在長(zhǎng)期的生產(chǎn)勞動(dòng)和與自然界作斗爭(zhēng)的過程中，以口頭形式創(chuàng)作和傳承的文學(xué)體裁。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享關(guān)于爆笑英文笑話，希望可以幫助大家!
關(guān)于爆笑英文笑話：A Useful Way 一個(gè)有效的方法
Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.
Father: What's that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.
爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝這么多水呀?
杰克：我剛才吃了個(gè)蘋果，爸爸。
爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什么關(guān)系呢?
杰克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。
關(guān)于爆笑英文笑話：I Don't Like an Argument 我不想爭(zhēng)論
Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?
It's round, answered Gerald.
How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.
All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!
杰拉爾德，老師問：地球是什么形狀?
是圓形的，杰拉爾德回答道。
你怎么知道是圓的?老師又問。
好吧，那它是方的，學(xué)生回答說：我可不想與你爭(zhēng)論這件事情。
關(guān)于爆笑英文笑話：I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問，“發(fā)生了什么事?”
“一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。
“再見到他你能認(rèn)出來嗎?”媽媽問。
“他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”
關(guān)于爆笑英文笑話：Water your flowers every day
"Flowers need water," said the teacher. "Water your flowers every day, or they'll die."
One morning Mother saw Marry out in the garden and asked, "What are you doing there, Marry?"
"Watering flowers," said Marry.
"But it is raining now!"
"Oh, it doesn't matter. Mum."
“花需要水，” 老師說，“每天給花澆水，否則他們會(huì)死掉的”。
一天早上，母親看到瑪麗在花園，就問：“瑪麗，你在干嗎?”
“ 我在給花澆水。”瑪麗回答。
“可是在下雨啊!”
“哦，沒事媽媽。”
關(guān)于爆笑英文笑話：What Is Politics?
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
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